Precisely. A ‘sizeable portion of Americans’ also don’t believe the Holocaust was real. I don’t care to show any grace to them and in fact, will judge anyone who says I should. 

I want that Richmond LEGO set (although why would they still have a Nate minifig? He doesn’t deserve to be standing next to the others, get rid of him!).

Michelle Obama’s podcast is a real comfort right now. Her admitting to a low-grade depression over what’s going on in the country made me a little weepy because it mirrored my own general feeling of sadness and malaise. But it also made me feel better to know I’m not the only one who can’t shake it.

It’s petty but among the many, many things I cannot stand looking at with regard to this bag of air is 1. how he stands, and 2. how he sits. I think it was Alec Baldwin in his Trump persona who remarked that he always sits like he’s on the toilet and now I can’t unsee it.

I’m surprised he didn’t reference Birth of a Nation. If you’re going to say the quiet part out loud, why not just go all-in.

It’s a mystery why this horse’s ass isn’t being punched in the face every day of his wasted life

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“Don’t put your race or your nationality over being a Christian.”

If karma were a real thing, he’d live forever. (please please please)

I still laugh like a fool at that line. 

Schumer’s smirk right in his face is beautiful.

Pete Souza’s Instagram is a thing of subtle beauty, I love it so much.

Children are dying in cages and the pundits are distressed that a crowd at a baseball game is impolite to the man who ordered those children put in cages? They need to go fuck themselves and while they’re doing that, consider their misplaced outrage. FFS.

My in-laws love cruises and insisted the whole family (15 of us) do one for their anniversary. It was...uneventful, which I guess I should be grateful for, having envisioned norovirus, seasickness, storms and all manner of possibilities. I will say the service and food were excellent, but for the obscene amount of…

Oh, look! A real president.

The Rewatchables podcast w/ Bill Stewart noted that too. Also the ridiculousness of men stripping their shirts off to play beach volleyball IN JEANS in a parking lot. Even though they’re in San Diego. Which is on a beach.

Wasn’t Roma also shown in a handful of theaters in L.A. and New York at the same time it was available streaming, though? I thought that was Netflix’s way of meeting the Academy’s requirements for a Best Picture nominee.

It’s the freaking best! I loved S1 but S2 was sublime. I’ve bored everyone within a 20-mile radius with how good this show is.

I don’t know if it counts since it only had two seasons, but S2 of Fleabag was just about perfect in every way. I would watch 100 more seasons if Phoebe Waller-Bridge wanted to make them, but I suspect these two are all we’ll get. And I’m OK with that because S2 was so beautiful. 

And yet you’re the one crying about being triggered by a blog post. Take your toys and go home, we won’t miss you.