Here you go Trump, you worthless piece of shit, I made a cover for your new book. I’d send you a bill but you wouldn’t pay me anyway.

I have a feeling that when Trump grabs a pussy, it looks like Scrooge McDuck holding a money bag.

I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Charlie Sheen’s been on hold since 1991.

I appreciate that sentiment! That’s awfully kind of you. I’ll be sure to let them know. It’s nice to see someone actually supporting cops for once. They’re all very laid back and kind. Unfortunately, my grandfather passed away many years ago, but the two cousins are keeping the bloodline in the force! I appreciate it…

Let me the list the reasons this is fake. I have two cousins, my exact age, that are currently police officers. Their father, retired cop of 25 years. My father, retired cop of 15 years. My two uncles, retired cops of over 25 years. My grandfather....chief of all 4 of them..for 30 years. I can say, without a shadow of…

It is only a matter of time before one of these idiots hurts or kills someone doing this stupid crap, and when it happens they had better hope to god the cops get there quick before they are given a Texas necktie and hoisted up nice and slow as a warning to the next idiot driver to stop overcompensating for your…

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

This thread, this thread right here, is kinja perfection

no-swim-away, no-swim-away, no-swim-away, no-swim-away

+1 Circle of Life

Aim-n-whack, Aim-n-whack. Aim-n-whack. Aim-n-whack

hush my dolphin
don’t fear, my dolphin
the motherfucker died tonight

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Can’t beat my 1996 4 Door Acura Integra Special Edition with only 110k miles.. the car was passed down to my boyfriend and myself from his mom who bought the car new in 96. This is the first time we didn’t have a car payment and I LOVE IT. Scares the sh¡t out of me driving the car more than 15 miles at a time. Makes…

Somewhere, a very confused and belligerent Ted Danson rants about double standards.

For real. I half expected him to say “Oh thank god.”

It really sounded like he was pleased to be interrupted.