The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Don't mistake your lack of balls for virtue.

Can confirm.

I work for a publishing company. Our CEO started a speech, “If you don’t write stories or don’t sell ads, you’re overhead.” He was also building a mult-million dollar house in a market where most of our employees couldn’t afford the rent, and had neither written a story, nor sold an ad, ever. I was 34, and this is…

Pictured: Trump figuratively and literally Heismaning African Americans.

because it is the most desirable city in the world and we all can’t live 15 min from work. the people complaining “oh but i HAVE to live in NYC, you just don’t understand!” are the ones who should move to des moines - they’re the real problem here - it’s not the rich, it’s the middle class that is the problem. the…

Well, calling it the “new” Gawker is being generous. I mean, a story about apartments in New York City?

Dude we are in the middle of a writer and internet commenter housing crisis and you won’t even let us sleep on your park bench of the web. Chill.

You know, I read stories like this and think of my own Grandfather. Growing up in Brooklyn in the 30's. I can’t help but think what he’d think of the place now.