“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Y’all were worried about Trump tweeting out the nuclear launch codes? Well guess what motherfuckers!

the games should move to a permanent venue. the waste they generate is absurd.

You don’t need to because Big Baller Brand isn’t for women.

i hear the grudge originates with a friendly at-work back-and-forth that got outta hand and ended in a dropped mike.

Mike, obviously.

Had to log in to star that.. made me laugh..

I have the weirdest boner right now.

I agree 100%. Just substitute “unattended bicycles” for “citrus” and I’m exactly the same way.

Today definitely ebbed

Poor technique. Everybody knows you pull out first, then start to come...

If ESPN keeps losing people at this rate I might start watching again!

“The art of the steal”

I agree! Can each others dicks, store in a dry, cool place for the longest keep time/shelf life.

She’s on CNN right now being predictably infuriating, and just claimed Trump has never been anything but gentlemanly towards her, and that he promoted her just like he’s promoted many other women in the Trump organization. (1) He’s been gentlemanly towards you because you are over his self-described 35-year-old age…

Could be. Maybe I got that backwards. Let’s try it again

i’m bad at the maths, what’s 1/3 of 77 cents on the dollar, exactly?