He probably should've been suspicious when they asked him to bring a Lynch.

Are you talking about the death row inmate that was featured most recently? If so, that guy, and his defense, were basically saying that he wasn't responsible for the guy's death because even though he slit the guy's throat, his friends were the ones who stabbed the guy and the stab wounds were the ultimate cause of…

In some states, if anyone dies during the commission of a felony, the perpetrator can be charged with murder. It's called the felony murder rule, and it works a little differently depending on where you are, but basically it means that if a security guard has a heart attack while you're robbing the bank, you can be…

I added a note about how the police seem to be charging the suspect with Winkler's murder, since he is the only one who died as a result of this incident. I'm sure our commenters with more legal expertise than me will weigh in as to how that works (the suspects actions led to Winkler's death, I'm guessing.)

I hate when announcers explain the rules of the game.

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

THAT FIRST PIC THO.

AANNNNNNNNNNNNNDD THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE

WORLDSTAR!!! WooooooRLDSTAAAAARRRRRR!!!

All good, except I fucking despise Chelsea Handler, do not find her remotely funny or worth listening to and wish she would just go away. Ellen is definitely the most proven/safest choice, but maybe someone known for slightly edgier material would be better for late night.

Definitely should go to specsavers

You seem to be blind, I'd get that checked out if I were you.

Just showed my wife these pictures. She's never coming back.

Reservoir Dogs

Relevant.

The Witcher 2.

Hmm... maybe Phantasy Star Online Episode III?

Subpar story, horrible port for PC in general.

Horrible Texture quality (I think that Doom GL brutal mode have better textures in some parts than this).
The weapons feel weird.
No FoV slider (that one really hurts the PC audience)
I'm not even going to start talking about all the "OMGSH DOG WILL SAVE 'MERICA" story…

Big runner up here. God I was easily fooled back then...

I loved this game for some reason. And I remember Path of Neo being so much better, but I just... loved this game. I don't know why, because I spent half of my time entering countless empty rooms, finding nothing.