Mad props to Cortez for wearing a T-shirt of Patrick Star riding a sloth.

This is the natural human response to being told they’re moving from New York to Wisconsin.

STOP BEING SUCH AN ABLEIST

So teenaged girls can’t legally watch their own lived experiences?

Okay. Makes sense.

Fuck! It’s a Laser Raptor!

There ain’t no party like a LeSean party cos the LeSean party don’t stop

He looks like Edward James Olmos when he was Admiral Adama. You don’t fire Edward James Olmos.

I like half of you!

So not only did we beat you at baseball, but in every quality-of-life metric as well!

I’m with McLaren’s reasoning that the only way to succeed in the coming years will be to drive for a works team. Ferrari made huge improvements this year, but there still miles behind Mercedes. With Red Bull discussing a switch to Aston Martin, and Renault considering buying Lotus (God, please no!), there probably…

From the BroBible article:

No Lewis Hamilton?

Gareth Bale has a fucking phenomenal body, better even than Ronaldo’s, broad-shouldered and godlike, and I emphatically do not think you should bone him, because his face looks like the “Aaron Burr!” guy from the old Got Milk? commercial.

I wonder how many of his supporters will look at this and think, “There is a man capable of being President of the United States.”

Jim Knox sounds like an idiot.

As a guy who had an Irish roomie who acted exactly the same way when I introduced him to hockey, I deeply approve of this interview.

Funny enough, Snooki does look like Bobby Jindal in drag.

COINCIDENCE?