"There's no way you can dance for 90 minutes straight and sing the entire time."

#NotAllEndingMen

"Mark my words. The US are going through."

I felt that pain.

I felt deeply uncomfortable during the catheter scene and the old-woman fingering bit. This movie looks like an absolute disaster.

Used to host/expo/run/barback at a restaurant for three years. Best co-workers ever but that job killed me. One memory will never leave me.

If Jay is identifying as a trans guy, Jay's pronoun is he. What is so difficult about that? Really, seriously, it's one fewer letter to type. I have a hard time grasping why people mess up pronouns like this, especially written. It cannot be that hard.

Buying a 35-year-old Audi in this situation also greatly decreases your risk of being decapitated and eaten, so that's just icing on the cake.

Dayum.

I didn't, although I played Little League in the 90s, which meant I had a mushroom cut, which is so, so much worse.

Speaking as a straight guy, I concur with merchantfan. Nicki Minaj is all kinds of gorgeous.

I don't think she even noticed the Cracker Jack vendor. That's just a face you see from anyone the moment they realize they just paid fifty bucks to watch baseball.

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I don't know if it's more embarrassing that he admits he drinks Michelob, or eats his own cum.

"I'm not racist, I just feel that Maori people should be locked in cages."

"The Spam Curds" could totally be the name of your dad's unsuccessful early 80s garage band.

And this Kinja person might be my favourite Kinja person. :)

That's the least surprising thing I've heard all year.

You know for a FACT this guy has got the beetus.

So you did.