That is as apt a description of management in Vancouver I've ever heard.

Methinks Dribbles is having us on.

Apropos of nothing you were talking about, I would just like to compliment you on your fine choice of Kinja handle. Well done.

" tip well, and I don't like being judged by some snooty college-student waiter just because I'm not ordering enough high-priced items. If you want a guaranteed salary you should change jobs. And yes, I waited my fair share of tables through the years, too."

There's nothing like the satisfaction of throwing shade on stuck-up customers who think they can handle their booze and inside you're all like, "I *work* in a *restaurant*. You'd be dead before I even got a buzz on."

Good God, did you just use the term "whippersnapper"?

Nicely put.

I was living in Berlin at the time. On one hand, I'll totally admit that I wish I was there to celebrate with everyone after the gold medal game, but then, on the other hand, I hate riding the Skytrain on a regular day of the week, so... :/

I was so choked when my hometown got the 2010 Winters. Everyone fell over themselves for those Games, and they didn't even seem to care that it came at the cost of the exploitation of Vancouver's homeless, mentally ill and addict population. Now we're still in debt from those fucking Games, and we're only now starting…

"Meth Nibs"

Dude looks like Boris Yeltsin, if he just got kidnapped by the RAF in the midst of a really rough hangover.

IT'S THE SAME GUY

Baby speed bumps?

Don't give me any ideas, Jez.

For 1989, that is a very interesting interior but goddamn that car is ugly.

That's not Jesus. The face in the pancake looks way more like Rasputin or Dom DeLuise.

Because your height dictates whether or not you check dudes from behind head-first into the boards.

That ad has not aged well.

How could you not look at that and say, "That looks like a giant pile of shit"?

One weekend, Future Shop had a deal on that you could trade any used current-gen game and get a copy of CoD:Ghosts, AC IV, or BF4 for free for the same system. It was fucking nuts. Of course there were lineups everywhere, but for some reason these morons allowed people to get all three games free and even put games on…

I really liked Driv3r as well. It was something about the damage physics and the soundtrack. I must be a masochist or something.