Yeah, in that case the felony murder distinction is very appropriate. Not so much in this instance.

I appreciate the input from everyone on this point. However, was this broadcast during a commercial break in a basketball game? I don't think it's necessary to compare one sport to another during play. In that case, it's like watching an NFL game and Jim Nantz explaining why there's no guy with a pair of pads standing…

Oh, if that's the case, I must have misread it. I thought he was just present.

It's the legal concept of felony murder. One of the inmates featured in Gawker's "Letters from Death Row" series was charged under this concept because he accompanied a group that ended up killing another man. I hope the guy involved spends a long, long time in prison but damn, this legal concept needs to be tossed…

That's not even rule explanation, though. That's like watching a car wreck in F1 and the announcer saying, "Well, #26 is going to have a tough time winning the race now that his car's a flaming wreck and he's on his way to the hospital in the back of an ambulance."

"There has to be some time left on the clock for the goal to count."

These lyrics are the logical end result when we start letting Juggalos attend university.

I think you misspelt "front". From the front angle it definitely appears that Rooney got to the ball first, but the reverse angle removes any doubt that this is a dive.

Mhmmm. So all these white feminists supporting imperialism and calling other cultures "inferior" and "worthless" was just alllll in my head. Right.

This is fantastic news, although given what I've seen from the Jez community recently, I'd be truly surprised if the news of a black woman being freed from prison was greeted positively.

I think it's just slightly edged out by "shot by father" as an end to a musical career.

Turns out both of those things were wrong, Norway.

Drew, if I didn't think that you were magical human being before just based on your writing, you taking the time to sing our anthem solidified that.

Maybe you missed the part where God told her to drive her car into a church and then stab her boyfriend in the heart with a kitchen knife.

2 v. 15.

Oh? Is that so?

See, people, *THIS* is how you critique shit.

1 in 4 women in colleges across the U.S. are rape survivors. That's it. If you are focused more on denigrating and forcing your views on other people's cultures than fighting that statistic, you're more fucked than I could have imagined. I'm done with you.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING READ ANYTHING I WROTE.

I guess you must love the Taliban, if you're such a fan of other people forcing their views on people.