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"At-risk youth"

The out-of-focus nature of the photo makes Darwin look like Sasquatch in a parka.

Was this douchebag Canadian? If not, then leave Canada out of this! Geddy Lee's voice is a treasure.

Vancouverite here.

Oh you're just the absolute worst kind of racist.

For the year's supply of personal bacon.

Or whoever was responsible for whatever the hell happened to her face.

You are my hero.

Nobody told him he doesn't play in college anymore.

Given his mask's obvious forebear, I'm going to say his alignment is "Madvillain".

Wesley Iwundu: a man with fewer friends than a child-enslaving mass murderer.

If Gisele ever leaves him, Tom Brady and Wesley Iwundu would make a perfect couple.

Bravo, you. This is a terrible article, through and through.

Well, yeah, I mean in any situation, flirting with someone is never an automatic sign of consent.

There is no way this wasn't shot in the cheapest room of a Holiday Inn in Des Moines.

Right? I can sympathize with the man when he goes after Harvey Levin, because that man is an ass-cancer of a human being.

Ok, that'll work.

That is perfection.

We went a second round, and we actually finished, and my orgasm was all: