That would be "Dexter".

Uh.... I just realized there was a kid there at the end.

I blame Alain Delon for ruining expectations of men for the past 50 years.

I've been in a four-year, long-distance relationship with the most incredible woman in the world. I'm in Vancouver, she's an Italian in Berlin. So even though I've avoided singledom, I'm still dating my hand for Valentines.

It's the official theme song of Turkish prisons.

*hums Giorgio Moroder's "Chase"*

"Yeeeeaaaahhhh Jeets. YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH JEETS."

Hmmm.....

That bit with the Muslim friend was orientalist and patronizing.

Genius.

How this has only 43 stars I'll never understand.

We also find that a little bit of marijuana is a nice addition to our sex lives.

The sign means "No Philip Seymour Hoffman Allowed"

LOG!

Be nice. Functioning stairwells are still new tech in Russia.

They're releasing a new series of role-playing books specifically for the Sochi Olympics.

That's what I'm here for!

Exceptional performance, but given the state of the game up to that point, I think he could have at least put "Yakety Sax" in there.