Great recovery.

That sound was his sarcasm going WAYYYY over your head.

Denver fans came in expecting their team to be young stallions.

I was walking with my ladyfriend through a Christmas market in Prague and they were blaring that song in the middle of the day. I was as shocked as you to find out that "Tonight I'm Loving You" was just the radio edit, and then couldn't stifle laughter as I watched a bunch of parents with their kids walking around a…

"Maybe you're already naked and all she has on are some thin lace panties soaked with her pussy juices."

Hmmm... I wonder why a violent sexual offender would want to live in Bangkok...

Now that his book has been pulled, I think he'll have to go back to moisture-farming to make ends meet.

I just masturbated to that mental image.

I feel that was a working title of an unfinished Joseph Conrad novel.

Yeah because the second thing you mentioned is definitely a scenario that happens.

Enjoy your virginity and your PUA lectures.

ALL of them.

It's refreshing to see that, so far, no one's so comedically lazy as to actually say it.

8:00...

Billy Joel, is that you?

Jesus may not have wanted him to play in Vancouver, but apparently He didn't want him to age like a normal fuckin' human being, either.

Oh, hey there, Kraken.

+ 1

Of course you can see Kevin. He broadcasts an aura so evil it can be seen from space.

I've had nightmares less horrifying than that fucking mascot.

The Manitowoc United team then returned home to Buffalo and suited up for their home game against the Coyotes.