Honey, if you're husband is showering 2-3 times a day, maybe he's pulling a Kevin Spacey in American Beauty.

uh, most white people don't think Arabs are white people...

I was really prepared to be super super frustrated at the lack of closure at the end of this week's episode, but damn if that last five seconds didn't pull me back around. Like jesus. Major-league goosebumps.

Well I've got news for people who think that way, cops have first amendment rights too, and we plan to exercise ours. I'd remind the NFL and their players that it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products. It's cops and the good people of St. Louis and other NFL towns that…

So viewed, the record reveals that in July 1997, Roorda attempted to try to "cover" for another police officer by filing a report that contained false statements as to what happened during a suspect's apprehension and arrest.   As a result of this false report, all charges against the defendant involved were dropped,…

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Three differences:

Jesus, what a fucking deranged bitch! I'll bet she drinks.

Prinston?

Just because both this and the Chelsea Clinton stuff have a common theme (namely that Republicans are massive assholes) doesn't mean that they're all that similar. People can be massive assholes in various different ways.

Here's hoping they take after their mother:

Is it not just a little troubling that it took an adult woman "hours of prayer, talking with [her] parents and re-reading [her] words" to realize that her words were insulting and poor taste.

I feel kinda bad for Jesus for having to hear her go on about it for hours.

It's so weird. There's this thing you can do to remove some of the uncertainty and investigate the evidence ... what is it? What is it? OH YEAH. A TRIAL.

It's like George Zimmerman all over again. That's the injury? Fuck me.

Which five student are smart enough to help me with my law cases and dumb enough to murder my cheating husband?

Something that the recap failed to mention but I think was pretty important:

What a great ending. I was all...