I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

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I used to work with a guy like that, taking his lunch into the stall and eating it there. Until the day I die i’ll never be able to forget the simultaneous sounds of him biting into an apple mixed with the splash/plop of a turd dropping into the bowl.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

The Bulls are like an ugly girl on Tinder: Slump busters.

My money is on the monocle.

I hope Adam is a cash tip on the table kind of guy because 4 cents is ridiculous.

IF he (she?) can fend off Beau Titsworth in Sweet Sixteen.

Narwhals Mating vs. Makenlove Petit-Fard is a Duke / Kentucky caliber matchup.

The 9-year-olds would legitimately screw up fewer big plays.

I applaud the kid that made this.

Ross perpetually looks like any store the day after Black Friday.

Ross. Ross is the worst. It looks as if someone detonated a laundry bomb inside. Packages of socks sitting on 3-packs of underwear, all piled on the jeans. See a shirt that you like in the 16/32-33 bin? Too bad! It will be a misfiled size 15 in the wrong place, every time.

Ross is where the Salvation Army sends the items nobody wanted.

I guarantee this all started because someone in the NFL offices decided to hold a staff meeting to decide what a catch is.

Stole this from someone who posted it in the previous Cutler story.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.