The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Damn. Cleveland’s now trying to ruin players’ careers before drafting them.

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

In the criminal complaint, the arresting officer wrote that Porter lunged at the bar’s doorman and lifted him off the ground, then grabbed the officer’s wrists with a grip so strong that “I could not pull them away from him, no matter how hard I tried.” lied.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Who did this?

Who the fuck doesn’t love pudding?

They seem about as Seeger as anyone can get.

Apparently the ref thought “unabated to the kicker” meant he gets a free shot.

The “Chief Wahoo” logo isn’t as racist as we all thought. That deep red skin isn’t a visual racial slur - it’s because he’s choking.

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

Can you print these out and bind them in leather wrapped hardback? I would love to sit in my overstuffed chair and peruse these on a cold winter night. Freaking classics. I will say they are at least persistent.

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Love the disappearing guitar! Prince is the only answer for best halftime show.

I keep thinking I’m going to get tired of these articles.

Really.