This play is the Bengals entire season in 15 seconds...

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed Drew cruised right past the “My second wife...” part. WhaWhat?

First off the dipshits that wrote that letter most assuredly think Sandusky “didn’t do it” and JoePa didn’t know anything about it if he did. You can take that to the bank.

Also, if you’re making a sandwich with a steak knife, the pointed end of it makes it hard to get a big glob of peanut butter mayonnaise on the end, the way I require.

who would actually pay money to buy this book and read this shit?  Fuck them all.

At least he didn’t doink it off the upright

I think live baseball is better than Televised.  more interesting. More going on, etc.  However it is way too fucking expensive especially for families.  Kids don’t have that history of going to the park because it’s too expensive.  end of study.

Mike Glennon threw a 53-yard touchdown pass to [checks notes] Rico Gafford in the first quarter of Thursday night’s Raiders-Cardinals preseason game on ESPN.

so, the 2 worst called 3rd strikes are by the same umpire and both against Joe Madden managed clubs.... somethings rotten in Denmark I tell you.

my guess is... He decides to wear it right before the beginning of the season. Thereby missing all of training camp (without getting fined for a “holdout” technically) and coming back and balling out.

In other news - these 2 men also very good at running like a horse

But does ANYONE WANT to be a Bill?  Really?

...Gainesville, Fla....

You can lump your two crummy teams in with other nonentities like Orlando, Atlanta, Memphis, and such and such. They’re all different shades of the same diarrhea. And the Wizards are diarrhea with sparkle glue mixed in.

Los Angeles Rams, who fled St. Louis on a train whose tracks were lined with middle fingers

ummm  charging more for tickets which people aren’t buying anyway won’t necessarily raise their revenue methinks.  but, I’m no economist

BARF

Remember when everyone gushed about Paxton Lynch because he was tall? Yeah how’s that working out...?

We have dudes who brush their teeth in the public bathroom! These people cannot be trusted I tell you!

NBA Theory proof: