So, the premise is 'what if Seveneves, only stupid?' 

A couple of friends of mine moved into a new house and had some new neighbors over for dinner. In the middle of dinner their big, friendly dog, a hunting breed, was let in from the yard to say hello to everyone. It stopped in the middle of the dining room and vomited up a very dead but undigested field mouse, almost…

That particular dogma is continually astounding considering Jesus took a rather dim view of the rich and powerful.

He started his racist caricature in 2013??? And then it took him roughly 7 years to simmer down to and eventually stop appropriation? And he was apparently popular much of this time?

DeVos’ evilness is a particular strain of evangelical & Calvinist Christianity—Dutch Reform—that understands one’s worldly accomplishments/blessings as an indication that god blesses/has chosen them. In other words, if you are filthy rich like DeVos, it’s because god has blessed you (you are elect). If you’re poor?…

I’m assuming those of us who use fire sticks are now screwed also

It’s like if an SSR was somehow worse

Karen-Becky.

Ugh, jesus christ. NOBODY was saying we needed to “stay in our homes forever.” The pushback was against just throwing the doors wide open again like that bullshit “Reopen” bot-fueled astroturfing campaign advocated.

That’s a truck-shaped car for commuters.

90% of the trucks I see on the road are being used as 4 door sedans. As long as they can mount some tough looking mall-grade brush guard and maybe some running boards to it they’ll be fine.

I’ll take a flying F150!

Microsoft? Have they tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

The Captain Ron classic blunder . . .

Long-time musician here: I can confirm that the drummers NEVER know the lyrics. You can play a song thousands of times and they’ll still be like “huh that’s what you sing?” when you go to record. 

He looks like he is about to put those weights down, turn a chair around and sit on it backwards and rap with us about peer pressure

I guess he thought it was Gorilla Radio, not Guerrilla Radio

To be fair, Frabro douchebags and rednecks have been rocking RATM for almost 3 decades now, completely oblivious to not-so-subtle lyrics like “Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses”

Hey girl, did someone say ‘Paul Ryan’ and ‘weigh’ in the same sentence? This picture looks like it was taken in the back room of a Chuck E. Cheese over a long weekend.

I’m waiting for Paul Ryan to weigh in on this.