This is why you don’t buy your rocket test bench from Harbor Freight.

I love my Han Solo business card holder. It’s very solid and heavy though, so it lives on my desk and doesn’t get carried around much. RIP Thinkgeek

Same, except it’s emails and other basic stuff for work. Gotta free up time and grey matter that TikTok has consumed.

I’m not sure delivering KFC to an entire car of passengers is such a good idea with the state of some Amtrak trains. The stress placed on the plumbing would probably result in a derail.

Nice

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

That’s my philosophy too. Save money and keep things out of the landfill. I kept my 7 Plus until a few months back when it finally bricked. New 15 Pro is nice, but it’s so similar to my 7 for the things I use it for. 

Hah, Clackastan. When I lived in Portland years ago we called it Crackamas. Happy to see the county has stayed classy. To be fair though, Portland is not in a position to be mething around with other parts of the state.

A savvy defense lawyer could pin this crime on Siri. Case closed your honor. Yes I’m a real lawyer, No you can’t see my law license. Filibuster. 

Oh man, the header image. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. A face that looks like it’s being water boarded.

You thinking of durian? We have a jackfruit tree and the fruit doesn’t smell at all, on the tree or cut open. Has sap like latex though, ugh.

Just like other jurisdictions, the cops here in Hawaii have a stupidly strong union that seems designed to protect the worst of the worst. It’s not uncommon for the process to fire a cop here take years. Even then, we’ve seen the union successfully get the firing overturned and the cop rehired.

I think he means he has to connect his phone before he puts it in gear, otherwise it won’t let him connect. 

Being so close to the arctic circle I wouldn’t be surprised if the ground was frozen during the winter. Building a fire over an area you want to dig in might be the only way to bury someone without having to store their corpse until summer, hence why some of the pits contained ash and charcoal and not others. My…

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It’s the modern day cousin to the original Motocompo that came with the City!

A real pro woulda had everyone take a deep breath, jump up and simultaneously stomp down real hard on the deck, exhale, while gunning the throttle so the boat duck dives the wave and their collective out breath forms a protective bubble around the boat and baguettes. Bada bing bada boom.

“These sounds—described as “incessant beating, clicking, and rustling”—had made it impossible for her to get a good night’s sleep.”