I’ve been trying to update the firmware for my two V2s for months now. Every time I initiate the update it just cycles endlessly and eventually gives up. Might be time to retire them to the great electronics recycler in the sky. Well, not the sky, per se, more like the customer service desk at Best Buy.

McCarthy is just bitter

Data looked pretty smokin though.

Okay, umm, how about this: Adam Sandler is in love with a girl, but umm it turns out she’s a golden retriever or something.

Needs one of Gimly being held by his beard on the broken stairway in Moria. NOT THE BEARD! inscribed around the rim of the coin.

Penis puppetry. That’s quality entertainment right there. My personal favorite is the “wrist watch”. Wonder how hard it is to get clown paint out of vinyl seats…

The quote from Bolton says Trump used the term and they specifically talked about what it meant. Trump may lack book smarts but don’t underestimate his street smarts when it comes to illegal behavior. His dad got rich doing some very illegal things in the NYC housing market and Teflon Don sure as hell learned from and…

Put donut spares on all four corners and I think we have ourselves a deal!

What’s up with the Mercedes G class in the background? It still has the pre-delivery plastic on the doors. I only ever see that on cars being driven from the docks to the dealership. Either this guy talked a dealership into selling him a car that had no delivery prep performed or his scheme is beyond just a Joe Schmo…

Michelle Yeoh is a treasure. Loved her in ST: Discovery. I usually don’t like ST mirror universe episodes because it feels like a lazy writer’s plot device. But in Disco’s case, it meant Yeoh coming back to the show, so plus one for the mirror universe. 

From the WaPost article:

But won’t someone think of the crackle exhaust bros?

Whoa whoa whoa. Porn clown? You have to elaborate.

Not far off from you. My parents bought me, though I think really it was for them, a 7800 and then the XEGS. I played a lot of Barnyard Blaster and Pole Position. My dad was super into a flight sim on the XEGS, even had a spiral notebook of flight maps.

I’ve never seen what a slideshow looks like on the desktop, but on mobile it looks exactly the same as a regular article. 

Fine fine, but we should also get it converted to kellicams for our Klingon readers.

In his honor, here are a few of my favorite GIFs:

I have the distinct feeling that even the constituents that keep voting for him also hate him but keeping him in office somehow owns the libs. You know, the classic cutting off of noses for spite purposes and what have you.

You got insurance on that truck?