I can almost taste the cockroach protein bar…

I think The Onion might have interviewed your father in law a few years back.

I bet Rob Schneider plays the space dust

I’m uhh, just gonna leave this here. Btw, would it be possible for me to leave the greys? It’s been nigh on ten years now and I promise I usually just post quirky yet relevant .gifs

No way. And the tax authorities just sorta shrug and say smell yah later?

My friend, if it’s context you need and you have 30mins free, here you go

I saw a lot of that back in college on a drive down the Baja. Someone told me that they finished construction for now, but leave columns and rebar like that in case they want to add an addition later. Not sure how true that is. Maybe it’s one of those “try this one weird trick to avoid paying property taxes” because…

Uh oh, they really pissed off Hackerman this time

Oh yeah, he for sure is. There is a Tom Green episode where he goes to Fabio’s house and he has so many motorcycles that he stores them IN his house, like in his kitchen. The episode fittingly ends with a shirtless Tom riding on the back of shirtless Fabio’s dirt bike, popping wheelies in the alley behind his house.

The AP just released an image of the pilot.

I…I’m not sure why I didn’t think of that. Thanks!

I’m wondering if it’s a dash cam with a rear facing camera. Mine came with one and I’m not sure how I feel about it. The theory is it will see out your rear window, which would be nice if you get rear ended. My lawyer friend made a good point about dash cams in general though, and that’s they can be a double edged…

I’m there too. The older I get the more I realize it’s not worth it to fuck with strangers. The next guy could be this shining example of the human race.

Always read your owner’s manual. It’s no romance novel with Fabio on the cover, but you’ll learn some interesting and very useful things. Like when to change your oil instead of listening to the kid at Jiffy Lube.

What he needs is a time machine that can take him back to 2005 so he can cash in on the 2 for 1 Kia deal. If the wife wants badge prestige then head over to EBay. You can buy any badge you want and gorilla glue it on. Man that was easy.

I felt the same way until we moved into our new place a couple years ago. We have a glass top that’s as good in every way to our old gas range. Instantly hot with great temp control. Way easier to clean too. They’ve come a long way since the old coil design.