Anytime someone asked how you were doing:

I’m not surprised to see Honolulu high up on the list. But there is really no way around a certain level of disorganized and confusing streets when you have ocean on one side and the remains of a shield volcano on the other. Neighborhoods crawl up valleys and are separated by steep ridges.

Same. I miss my town to Windward side commute on the bus. Got a lot of reading done.

I keep it on my phone for moments like this and it has gotten more use than I would have thought. Not as much as Lloyd Christmas dry heaving or Frank Reynolds crawling naked out of a couch of course.

Yah, I had a mini short circuit when that happened too.

Say whaaaat? I had no idea. Wait, so the UK uses kilometers to measure distance on roads but miles to measure speed? 

Huh, I found it odd that he and the dash cam were marking speed in MPH versus KPH. Is that a West Midlands thing or do police the UK over do that?

I really thought you were going somewhere else with that…

I’m talking about a little place called Chrysler Aspen. Where the meth flows like wine and the Qwomen instinctively flock to like the salmon of Capistrano. 

If those were your cars then I’d have to assume the transport driver was cup shaped and followed by a large, sentient ball of meat.

You can also wear them as a hat, a broach, or a pterodactyl!

literally

He decided getting shot or stabbed over his stuff wasn’t worth it. He did super randomly get his mountain bike back though. Found it at a trail head about six months later. 

Buddy of mine was moving from Austin to CA to work for SpaceX and his U-Haul was stolen outside the motel he stopped at for a night. Everything he owned. He was able to track his PC down and gained remote access to it and figured out the exact address it was at. The cops flat out refused to do anything. They literally…