What about the tent? Was it removable?

Probably. Cops in TJ pulled me and some friends over on a bogus license plate infraction. Threatened us with jail time over a pocket knife and weed. Big bribe later and they handed us our weed and directions to our destination.

I’ve always had this fear and didn’t know it was a legitimate thing. I’m not alone!

Or go the opposite route and live like ROYALTY. For $15,000, they’ll make you mayor for the week in Atlantic City.

I laughed when I read those descriptions too. Handsome. Compared to who, other evil carnies from a Goosebumps novel?

The factory is actually sandwiched between a haberdasher and a cobbler.

Crystal meth is a helluva drug.

*were

That is ahh, wow.

I must have canceled my subscription before they hired the editorial staff, when all of the articles where user submitted. A gem here and there but it was mostly terrible grammar and spelling mistakes. I couldn’t get past that, even when the content was interesting. So yah, this is going to work out great.

Most hospitals and nursing homes don’t allow personal phones on the floor. Why? Because like you said, people’s lives are at stake. But if I had to guess, the police union probably has something to do with the fact that they can keep it on them. Honestly if this country is serious about police reform, the first and…

I get that the two tone paint job is Maybach’s schtick, but between that and the grill I’m getting an early aughts Hyundai Sonata abused by a vindictive Maaco shop vibe.

You’d think so, but efforts in the past failed. She also has complete discretion on setting salaries, so everybody fears her. It’s a weird federal agency

Nah, my wife’s boss has directed a small federal agency for decades and has always gotten away with it. She flies first class and has it itemized as economy. She has her staff manage her medical appointments and make travel arrangements for her family. She’s even destroyed documents under FOIA request. Oh and she is…

Are there any running G35s that haven’t had their springs cut and a fart can welded on? I swear every one has been haphazardly molested in some way.

They do? Every time I scroll to the end of a slide show article it just moves on to the next article. Ugh, I’ll have to look again

Yep, slideshows have no comment section, which is 75% of why I even read articles on the Giz websites.