Say whaaaat? I had no idea. Wait, so the UK uses kilometers to measure distance on roads but miles to measure speed? 

Huh, I found it odd that he and the dash cam were marking speed in MPH versus KPH. Is that a West Midlands thing or do police the UK over do that?

I really thought you were going somewhere else with that…

I’m talking about a little place called Chrysler Aspen. Where the meth flows like wine and the Qwomen instinctively flock to like the salmon of Capistrano. 

If those were your cars then I’d have to assume the transport driver was cup shaped and followed by a large, sentient ball of meat.

You can also wear them as a hat, a broach, or a pterodactyl!

literally

He decided getting shot or stabbed over his stuff wasn’t worth it. He did super randomly get his mountain bike back though. Found it at a trail head about six months later. 

Buddy of mine was moving from Austin to CA to work for SpaceX and his U-Haul was stolen outside the motel he stopped at for a night. Everything he owned. He was able to track his PC down and gained remote access to it and figured out the exact address it was at. The cops flat out refused to do anything. They literally…

“Pai’s already received the cushy corporate position that goes to all government officials who bend the knee to corporate interests long enough.”

What about the tent? Was it removable?

Probably. Cops in TJ pulled me and some friends over on a bogus license plate infraction. Threatened us with jail time over a pocket knife and weed. Big bribe later and they handed us our weed and directions to our destination.

I’ve always had this fear and didn’t know it was a legitimate thing. I’m not alone!