Or go the opposite route and live like ROYALTY. For $15,000, they’ll make you mayor for the week in Atlantic City.

I laughed when I read those descriptions too. Handsome. Compared to who, other evil carnies from a Goosebumps novel?

The factory is actually sandwiched between a haberdasher and a cobbler.

Crystal meth is a helluva drug.

Prince William flew a Sea King doing search and rescue with the Royal Air Force. Harry was in the Army Air Corp and flew an Apache.

Yah, he flew an Apache. No easy task I’d imagine. Then again George W flew an F-102, so I dunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I think he was going for a general ed degree but yeah, that is a good point 

That was my conservative boss at the last healthcare facility I worked at. However he paid his deadbeat son to do “marketing” since it wasn’t coming out of his pocket but the foreign owner. Pretty sure he copped the new logo from another company and just tweaked it. I don’t think his son really wanted to be there…

*were

That is ahh, wow.

I must have canceled my subscription before they hired the editorial staff, when all of the articles where user submitted. A gem here and there but it was mostly terrible grammar and spelling mistakes. I couldn’t get past that, even when the content was interesting. So yah, this is going to work out great.

Most hospitals and nursing homes don’t allow personal phones on the floor. Why? Because like you said, people’s lives are at stake. But if I had to guess, the police union probably has something to do with the fact that they can keep it on them. Honestly if this country is serious about police reform, the first and…

Our first PC was an IBM machine of some kind. It had a 5.25 and 3.5in floppy drives and no mouse support. We initially only ran DOS but my dad upgraded to DOS SHELL at some point. That made allocating RAM between my games and Basic a lot easier. I got loads of shareware and not so shareware games from our local BBS. I…

Ye Olde Tube

I get that the two tone paint job is Maybach’s schtick, but between that and the grill I’m getting an early aughts Hyundai Sonata abused by a vindictive Maaco shop vibe.

You’d think so, but efforts in the past failed. She also has complete discretion on setting salaries, so everybody fears her. It’s a weird federal agency

Nah, my wife’s boss has directed a small federal agency for decades and has always gotten away with it. She flies first class and has it itemized as economy. She has her staff manage her medical appointments and make travel arrangements for her family. She’s even destroyed documents under FOIA request. Oh and she is…