You can’t get any Tesla with a six speed.

Nahh... this is exactly how Zuckerberg always looks when he’s on the hot seat. There were no “gotcha” moments here despite the theatrics.

Look, I love shitting on Zuck as much as the next guy, but this hearing was 6 hours long and if you watched the whole thing (like I unfortunately did) he actually did surprisingly well.

I’ve seen a whole bunch of folks sharing AOC’s questions of him on social media claiming that she’s really sticking it to him, but it’s always nonsense like what you’re describing. One person I know was pointing out how ridiculous it was that he didn’t know the exact date that in interaction happened when AOC asked…

According to the latest (2014) estimates from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), 29.1 million people, or 9.3 percent of the U.S. population, have diabetes. Type 1 diabetes affects just 5 percent of those adults, with type 2 diabetes affecting up to 95 percent.

#NotAllDiabetics

This is so ridiculous. Everybody knows these jokes refer to the very real fact that high calorie/high sugar foods are a major cause of obesity, which in turn is a major risk factor for Type 2 diabetes. I’m willing to bet most people with T1, which is genetic disease they had no control over, understand that these…

Let’s challenge ourselves to use them.

Yes, the marvel movies are still TECHNICALLY art just like a Scorsese film in the same way that mcdonalds is still TECHNICALLY food just like a Michelin star restaurant.

...these are the same people who don’t want to embrace alternative media (i.e., Netflix, Amazon Films, etc.)

First, I would like to point out the problems with that chyron: “20% tip for bad service.” A tip is not a reward system—it is the majority of a server’s salary. The federal minimum wage for tipped employees is $2.13 an hour because, according to the government, the expectation is that the customer will cover the…

No and that’s my point: The person who checks you out at a grocery store probably makes the same minimum wage that the person working in the Starbucks in the grocery store makes to pour you a coffee. If you tip the person who pours your coffee why wouldn’t you tip the person who scans your bread if they both make the…

... which will maybe make your company re-evaluate sending you on all those flights, which is the point. I don’t know about your job, but at mine a lot of the flying people do is for purposes that could pretty easily be done over videoconferencing.

Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

Dunno where you live, but I never see old people driving newer Porsches. I’ve seen more seniors in Model 3s and Ss, though.

I was never re-approved after the mass greying. I stopped visiting as much, partially as a result of that and partially as a result of the ridiculous takes that pretended well-off 26-year-old British immigrants living in Brooklyn were the only people who mattered. I won’t miss splinter as a site, but I will mourn it’s…

I’ll miss Splinter but people are not going to continue to come back to a site that allows comments but ensures that 90% of the comments are the same 40-50 people agreeing with one another and a couple inside troll accounts that are only meant to stir shit. Allowing more respectful disagreement, not racist, white…

To be fair, Hughes wanted to take this occasion to showcase a character of his we’ve sadly been acquainted with for the past few years, “Blogger Who’s Nowhere Near As Clever As He Thinks He Is, And Would Really Just Be Better Off Covering Entertainment News In A More Straightforward Fashion”.

So, maybe instead of putting similar items together, they should just spread them out willy-nilly so a snowflake can say he stopped a grocery store from being racist? Screw convenience or ease of shopping.

‘“Average”, so half the debt-enslaved households are above that number.’