Depending on how recent this is, I’m siding with the customer. CRM is not hard.

...and this is the part of the story that didn’t actually happen.

I’ve been to Milwaukee, and I think there it might be tradition for everyone in a bar to be drunk by 7pm, too. I like Milwaukee.

Yeah, the worker doesn’t demonstrate the same basic level of common sense she’s indicting the customer for not having in her entry. Maybe that’s a better way of saying it.

I mean, but jewelry is expensive. And that shit should be in a computer. Having worked with some fairly expensive items all our major products are tracked. We shipped across the country. And several of our largest manufacturers had warranty programs that were available to their customers nationwide. One was completely…

I’m from Wisconsin, it’s actually tradition for the bridal party to hit up a bar before the reception. But I know we do it different round here.

granted, who the fuck makes “queso” dip with spinach?

fresh pineapple and peppers and a Chipotle honey sauce drizzled over our homemade guac

I worked at a high end ice cream store.

Agreed. This sounds like some kind of new age bastardization. Keep your sugary bullshit away from my guac.

OK after the peas in guacamole debacle, I’m not sure if I am horrified or intrigued by “It has fresh pineapple and peppers and a Chipotle honey sauce drizzled over our homemade guac.”

Unacceptable that the pizza story doesn’t include the resolution! No way the woman said, “You’re right, good sir, I should just have a salad.”

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

This is everything I was feeling about this fancy inconsiderate man and I feel good and right and vindicated for not wanting to see it and for scoffing in JGL’s accessibly attractive but nonetheless intimidatingly charming face. Get out of here with your French accent and your pensive, imploring gaze. I want nothing…

Tipping is the worst thing about America.

No, you don’t get the $3.75. As I mentioned before, taxes eat that money. Her paychecks always, always, always say $0.00.

Sorry, I spent 63$ on a Hamilton Beach blender for you and drove all the way to Secaucus for this shit, I’m well within my rights to bitch and moan the entire time.

I wanted to kill my friend at her wedding but I kept my damn mouth shut because it wasn’t my damn wedding. She had a March wedding and it was cold AS FUCK (it started snowing during the ceremony) and while they had room to move the ceremony inside (and offered, several times), she was insistent on keeping the ceremony…

Or like... “ The tweeting is trashy but come sit next to me” option

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.