chigrrl

9/26/15

I bought this skirt. And? I paid full price. FML

9/23/15

Puffy sleeves!

9/22/15

She's releasing a makeup collaboration line with Urban Decay in later November, so fingers crossed they release her majestic red lipstick! I will be first in line for it!

9/22/15

9/22/15

Danny Trejo lives in my neighborhood. His kids and my kids used to go to school together. Super nice guy. Nothing beats “Back to School Night” when Machete is in the house.

9/22/15

Did it make a sound when it fell?

9/22/15

I am a bad person who is trying very, very hard to not post any Helen Keller jokes.

9/22/15

This one goes out to all the homies. Never forget. R.I.P.

9/22/15

Finally, Finally, Finally Your Kid's Dolls Can Get Their Periods

Lammily dolls, otherwise known as “Normal Barbies,” have been on the market since November 2014, offering a less…

9/21/15

I do not use Groupon and usually tip at least 20% on a meal, 15% on a small order......

9/21/15

Yup. I defended him from someone’s criticism earlier, on one point of his story, but after seeing the other 3 dozen posts he’s made since then and reading this review, no more sympathies!

9/21/15

Not just my opinion. Look at all the people responding telling you the exact same thing. You can’t even fucking argue in an interesting way.

9/21/15

Before, I got into it with you over whether your story was indicative of the fact that you were a boring person, inasmuch as your story was one of relatively benign bad service that you felt the need to share for some reason. I apologize for calling you a boring person based on this story. Having read your Yelp review…

9/21/15

“Furthermore, you aren’t the authority on boring stories that suck”

9/21/15

Lol, I found his Yelp review. You are spot on.

9/21/15

My, my, you had hard day, pumpkin. Did you lose your monogrammed thermos?

9/21/15

This is not an interesting story, and based on your telling of it, I really cannot tell whether or not it’s true that the server was rude. However, it is perfectly clear that you are a terrible customer.

9/21/15

It’s hilarious how many bad Yelp reviews start “so we had a Groupon...” Usually it involves someone complaining that a Mexican restaurant wasn’t authentic because they didn’t have hard shell tacos or nachos or something, but this is close...

9/21/15

Probably just Groupon rage (since it brings out all the bad customers and memories of them too).

9/21/15

wow, you really take everything strangers say to you on the internet to heart, don’t you. Seriously dude, just...stop. Aren’t you exhausted?