“Don’t you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst.”

No, sorry, red ones are best.

No hate. I’m a critical care nurse (a good one and a “good one”) and I recently spent almost two months in the hospital. There were many times when I had to be my own nurse. Once, I had my husband call a rapid response because my call light went unanswered for an hour (they kept turning it off at the station) and I…

My rule is two cats per person: one for each hand. Not that I can ever pet both at once. Oh, they’ll sit near one another, just not when I’m petting them. Assholes.

I agree. Three is a totally acceptable number of cats. Four is borderline. Five+ is too many. I don’t know why all these other people are trying to argue with science.

I had the opposite reaction. I gave three cats and two dogs and this just made me think that maybe I need two more cats.

Two is the correct number. One is too few.

My personal rule is “the number of people that are in the house plus one” so there is always an extra cat to keep everyone company just in case. My husband and I have three.

toesies to heaven!

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

I'm going to break into your house and fill it with cats. So...sorry....imagine this is your dream, but with MORE cats.

“Cats” and “too many” don’t belong in the same sentence. Unless it’s “There’s no such thing as too many cats”.

I also have a degree in psychology and you don’t know what you’re talking about.

I didn’t say Munchausen syndrome and Munchausen syndrome by proxy are the same thing; I said that they’re both more accurately called factitious disorder.

This is not Munchausen syndrome or Munchausen syndrome by proxy (which is more accurately called factitious disorder). This is a person doing something upsetting which you do not like.

I think it’s important to see Davidson’s perspective here. He heard about some random dipshit capitalizing on the event that killed his father, then responded emotionally. Then when that dipshit evidenced himself to be a full fledged human being capable of emotion, he rethought his stance and decided it’s best we not…

There is no occupation that precludes someone from being raped.

Well, that’s you. It doesn’t make his response any less valid.

what Davidson did was harsh but it was deserved, I mean people on Jezebel are just as horrible to people for not liking Beyonce. I’m pretty sure we can give Davidson a pass for being mean to someone who was using a tragedy that took the life of his father for personal gain.

...but what Davidson did was super harsh.