I wish her child didn’t have to live with that racist bullshit BUT I also feel that a refund doesn’t cut it when you’re given the wrong goddamn sperm for the express purpose of creating a new human being. I mean, what the actual fuck? How big a scam could these people run when you think of it?

You can say that again. <adjusts wife-beater>

Ugh- these days it darn near impossible to be a sexist asshole. Being a white dude is such a heavy burden to carry.

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No, I feel the same way about people serving in the military, although I would never say that aloud irl.

Am I the only one who sees cops as people doing a job and they don’t deserve some kind of extra special super respect just for doing that job? I mean, if they do something beyond their job, that’s different, but we pay them to do their jobs, they don’t need me to buy then a sandwich.

Police officers thinking they deserve extra privileges is the PROBLEM, Mr. Patrick.

Good thing I stayed home this year - it would have been SO EMBARRASSING if Miley and I showed up in the same dress.

#droughtshaming

loading it up like the fattest, whitest, christian woman at a starbucks greedily eyeing the caramel bottles, it’s pathetic and shameful.

Geography is the entire point of this series.

Well maybe she can reply to you privately by email, leaving out the geographical elements. For the rest of us, we’re pretty satisfied. Plus Texas makeover and Southern California makeover,(having lived both places? are very different narratives. You’re kinda grumpy.

Angela was just day-tripping through the land of the messed-up and going nowhere with Jordan and Rayanne. Rayanne and Jordan made sense together. All Angela would have done is have a fantastic summer or year with Jordan before having to leave him behind to go to college. That was the thing I always got from the show.…

Ahhhh, bliss.

I know it’s the internet and everyone lies but I am not freaking kidding when I say this I am watching this GIF and it’s making me tingle in my lady parts. I recall watching this like it was yesterday. Excuse me while I go masturbate in my office’s bathroom.

I swear, I spontaneously hit puberty when Jordan Catalano leaned into my TV screen. My boobs grew 3 sizes that day!

I’m so excited for her I could just throw on a vest and dance!!!

that’s all well and good, but how do I become a dictator? Who do I fuck to achieve that?

Ariana Grande is going bald

And your solution is to stop selling a Halloween costume.