Or the Jews she turned into the Gestapo? That would be a coveted role I’m sure.

Who will play the Nazi officer she shacked up with to to keep her room at the Ritz?

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

Mine was thankfully only something I witnessed, but it was HORRIFYING. In middle school after leaving the dermatologist my Mom and I were at Walmart shopping for facewash. I was looking at the Neutrogena and Mom whispers in my ear “I never liked Neutrogena. It feels like cum on my face.”

When I was going to be a freshman in college my mom randomly told the Best Buy sales associate (male, naturally) we were buying a computer from that I would be starting college as a virgin. “How often do you see that?” she asked. Probably never mom, or more specifically...no one else in the history of ever has thought…

Because most of the time it is a complete and utter accident that is caused by overtired parents and a change in routine, coupled with a sleeping/quiet baby. It is something that could literally happen to anyone and those people deserve our empathy because they have to live with the most horrific mistake one could…

You wonder what does? Hum I don’t know, beating them, abusing them?

Everyone needs a passion in life. I'm glad that you've found yours: ensuring that grieving, heartbroken parents who make the worst mistake of their lives are sent to prison where they belong, so they can be taught to never make that mistake again. Fuck off.

.....mascara under the eyes, pack of cigarettes that you never saw before in your bag and you should stink. The next day you have at least one bruise on your shin and a number written on a coaster with a keno pencil and an illegible name.

I don’t want to be young again I just want enough money for lines of blow and gallons of vodka.

“What’s the deal with Uber?”

Kara, once you and Ed become BFFs, I sincerely hope you will be candid with him about how stupid that lion tattoo is.

I’m 35 and spent my 20’s in Melbourne bars being that weird girl who danced front and centre first. Binge drinking was a serious business and I would go out 4 nights a week.

Psoriasis is pure hell. Unadulterated hell. If she has any, she has suffered rejection and torment.

I am a bit baffled by the rather passive-agressive tone of the article. Am i suppose to be happy for her?...or should i feel scorn? I really get both vibe here.

Seems like they Forgot about Dre

Actually, I’m criticizing a young woman who chooses to behave ridiculously and happens to be petite. Who, you can start setting the betting odds on, will shortly be whining that no one takes her seriously. She’s a very pretty girl. Who chooses to dress like a 12 year old pageant queen & behave like a 3 year old with…

Wendy it is rude to make fun of babies. They can’t defend themselves. And to be fair she is HUGE compared to other 2 year-olds

No. Maybe because it’s Facebook and who gives a shit? If I am at work giving a presentation, surrounded by small children, whatever, sure, no swearing, but on MY Facebook page, I’ll speak how I like and if you don’t like it you can hide my statuses or unfriend me. I’m Team Sister.

“For my report on North Carolina, I’m going to take my shirt off and twirl it round my head like a helicopter”