I’m probably in the minority here, but I would interpret this as genuine concern, not criticism . I don’t wear makeup during the week but will wear it when forced to go into the office or traveling. If a person was used to seeing me made up, it’s understandable that they inquire if I was ok if there was a noticeable…

You're boring and your sanctimony is irritating—no one cares enough to stone you for hypocrisy. Unless you are pretending to be the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt from a season of the future...oh wait, Kimmy wouldn't try to shut down human dialogue because she grew up in a bunker. You are NO Kimmy Schmidt.

Well...the alleged bangers didn’t write in asking for advice. Pretty sure we’d shame that shit too.

I do appreciate the context you’ve provided and often enjoy viewing gangbangs in cinema...for fun and total fantasy of something I would prefer not to do IRL.The practical and technical chops required to carry this off must be intense. But this girl was was not a professional...she was...not...I don’t even know what…

God...her Polish accent is disconcertingly comforting to me.

I tried to distract myself from wanting to puke through that shitshow of an interview by contemplating if she had work done or good moisturizer or drank the blood of children. And her hair was cute too. Both her daughters are also beautiful so maybe she is just that genetically blessed? I suppose branding rapists on…

Dude...is it really "you are" low intellect? Or did you just grammar check someone on "there" poor grammar and end up demonstrating the depths of "you are" low intellect?

You are not crazy, you are like many five year old's who go through a phase where they only eat chicken nuggets smothered in ketchup.

This is really cathartic in a way, I keep on remembering more terrible times in my life as I peruse the comments. Like when I puked in my makeup bag on a shuttle bus to the airport in Vegas after insisting that drinking 5 cosmos’s (CLASSY) for breakfast was entirely reasonable because they were comped. I zipped up…

Been there. And “whatever!” is literally the only thing you can say to those smug brunchers.

I forgot a critical story in my timeline of public explosions:

All of these stories are bringing back memories of my lifetime of puking and shitting at inopportune moments. A highlights reel is in order:

This is the first comment that I’ve read by a SNAP user where I can’t muster up any empathy. You are not entitled to energy drinks. Your writing is abysmal for a person claiming to be working on a graduate degree. If your post was actually already “edited for spelling nonsense” and you consider your post reflective of…

I just spent about a half hour reading other people's cat love stories. So, I felt compelled to show off Age 3 and Mr. Lahey. These sumbitches are fascinating and I enjoy singing songs to them and making up dialogue while watching them cuddle or wrestle. Sometimes they allow me to snuggle them quite rigorously.

You know what's best? Cats not being euthanized because potential owners are told they need to feed a cat a raw diet that is probably better than what most humans eat. Just like humans, a cat's ideal diet varies by individual. My previous cats would eat kibble, raw and canned food. My current kitties will not eat…

It took me a few months to realize that my one kitty came declawed from the shelter, I was like "when is she going to start clawing the shit out of everything? I hope she picks the previously clawed areas." Although she doesn't seem to suffer physically from her alteration, she is more playfully bite-y than other…

they are ugly. But, so much wedding shit is ugly, who cares?

Word. Or just ballet slippers...some of this quirk is just ugly.

So much ugly. Platform sneakers ate the tankini of shoes. You can't have it all bitches.

Tone deaf and unfunny. This post was not interesting or witty. Bill clinton and Bruce Jenner. Your snark is disgraceful.