Wow. All the people I know who pay in cash don't do so because they have bad credit. They don't rack up credit card debt by paying in cash. That's a shitty thing to say about someone who gifted you cash.

Tell us a little more about your obsession with 48 yr old women's asses and why they disgust you so much. Did you accidentally get a boner one day in public after one of those disgusting women dared bare her non-pert office ass in yoga pants?

Why? Seriously, why? Yoga pants are grand—they are comfortable and cute. I do the Yoga, but who in the fuck are you to judge my comings and goings? What about Yoga pants bothers people so much? I don't get mad when I see big white tennis shoes or crocs in public, both of which are triggering to me.

Yeah, finger tatts are a bad idea. They fade and spread and age poorly in general. Our tattoo shop won't even do them. Instead, hubs got my whole name on the top of his hand, which ultimately looked cooler than a little ringlet. I got a real ring and am going to wait until he's dead to get a tattoo in his honor.

I will wear whatever fucking t-shirt I want to the grocery store. If a nice old gramma wants an explanation, I will tell her to keep her eyes off my tits. Is there a rash of dog/cat blow jobs going around that we have to be super sensitive about?

The fact that you're haunted by a T-shirt that you saw one day is unbelievable. Your name has "boobs" in it, but people can't advocate for enjoying vagina?

I can assure you, the Midwest is quite familiar with "fuck" and I daresay some of us are capable of seeing it on a shirt or reading it in a book or fucking saying it out loud and not being scandalized; there are some of us, however, who do take great offense at sweeping generalizations about what people think about…

Easy solution, ask to switch seats to accommodate the offense you feel at someone's attire. I'll take a quiet klansman over someone spilling into my personal space physically or with their overpowering BO or perfume. Or screaming or ill behaved children. When I think of uncomfortable travel situations, someone's…

Um, no, because the shirt would be irrelevant at that point if there were serious bomb concerns, wouldn't it?

What if we were separated at birth? I am also domestically disabled—I can't see dust or clutter. I don't think you should be ashamed of the Jackson 5 though. What about Kelis and Bossy? That song sometimes helps me through a tough time.

I think we can all agree that Timber is pretty great in terms of guilty pleasures. The rest of those songs make me feel not so bad about my guilty pleasures which involve Cazwell's All Over Your Face, T. Swift—all of it, Miley's We Can't Stop and, whitest of all dark secrets, Igloo's Murda Bizness. And Meghan…

I fucking love it. I don't even feel the need to deny it. It's her schtick. If she comes out with a cover of "He hit me, and it felt like a kiss", I'll reconsider. This song is just silly and fun for me.

Yes, let's all pick on an addict suffering from mental illness for a stupid tweet and a dumb photo. Poetry in Motion or Jez Feminism? It's all so confusing. However, if the addict with mental illness and addiction issues is not rich, white and privileged and does something FAR more stupid and harmful, Jez takes an…

It's a great idea. Stick with your yoga and phase in ballet. Beginner classes are not about rhythm so much as form. Your yoga muscles will come in handy for balancing and stretching and your yoga brain will allow you to catch on quickly to proper positioning. Do it!

Obviously, it's your childrearing choice, I find your stance incredibly strange and kind of degrading to ballet dancers. Odds are that your child neither has the interest, natural skill, attention span or requisite (natural) body type to *make it" as a professional ballerina. And even if she did, most people don't…

Once a week until I can get strength, balance and flexibility back, so I'm doing yoga twice a week as ballet is really hard on your body if you are out of practice or carrying extra week. Once I'm back in form, ideally I'd like ballet or contemporary 3times a week, then yoga once per week to deal with the aches and…

Why? That's very...specific.

Um, you just admitted you weren't a dancer. Ballet is a whole different level of body engagement. No one is saying there aren't techniques or proper form for running or biking or that those exercises are inferior, but to compare any repetitive exercise to the actual discipline of ballet is just silly and demonstrates…

I saw this article and was like did I write this and forget about it? On my fourth week of adult beginner ballet after a long hiatus from ballet. It's starting to feel good again...and I was not the worst in the class this week for the first time! I wish I never stopped! Good article.

Because they are are looking for reason to get offended on your behalf because of page clicks. The baby hairs war has been especially stupid to me because I don't know ANYONE who rocks this look IRL. It's not common among WOC and highly impractical for white hair unless you are doing some weird shit to glue your…