Why? I don't prefer 7:30Am meetings, but if that's when the meeting is, I fucking go.

That's a shitty thing to say. I regularly am the person working 12 hour days fixing the shit that people fucked off in their 6 hour days.

Have you read the Sweet Valley Confidential series about the 5'6 Wakefield twins with golden locks dealing with the problems that every normal 30ish woman deals with? LIKE HAVING YOUR TWIN SISTER FUCK YOUR FIANCE? Yeah, and not to ruin it, but guess who ends up with Bruce Patman? You'll never guess. It's GREAT.

Kinda guilty. In my defense, people TELL me things they probably wouldn't tell people in person. It's like confession. I don't use my knowledge maliciously, but it is very informative.

I work from home and gossip is a HUGE part of my day. People tell me everything about everyone because I don't see them in person. It's great.

That sounds fun as shit. Wigs!

I thought this was satire. Then I realized it wasn't and took a sad sip of white wine out of an old penis straw and tried to figure out where my life went so terribly wrong. I don't even know what bunting is. Wooooo!!!

Yeah, I worked at a bank that did some hardcore BHM celebrationing that was all inclusive. We were all encouraged to wear dashiki's on a memorable Wednesday as part of a series of celebratory events. To this day, I'm not sure whether the planning committee was fucking with everyone or serious about dashiki's. …

Wow. Have no words.

Have you observed that literally no one is agreeing with your bullshit? You are being so obtuse and repellant. I'd rather talk to the bridal shop "girl" when things go topsy turvy than some judgmental hag who has a rage boner against a woman making an earnest effort to break into a low pay/high stress field. As a DV…

No. Just stop. Putting generic "I do go at" statements in a cover letter or resume is not going to land you a job. You are piling your personal baggage on someone who is trying to get into a field that, quite frankly, is not desirable from a financial compensation perspective. Why are you so set on keeping this woman…

When were you appointed the position of official victim's spokesperson? Would it make a difference if she wanted to get into the field by mentioning her own personal (vs professional) reasons for wanting to be a victim advocate? Somehow I don't think a cover letter about how she dealt with watching her parents beat…

Agreed. This is malicious and unnecessary. I hope that this woman gets something positive out of this bitchy public shaming...like a job. Christ, why is Jez such a shitshow lately? Way to be an as whole Jessica.

Obviously your idea of hilariously off key is hilariously off key based on how many likes Ro's comment got versus yours. Clickbait.

I convinced myself I was a unicorn trapped in a 7 year old body. I was overly influenced by "The Last Unicorn" and would spend hours pretty crying in this big mirror wishing for the transformation into my true body. When caught in the act, I refused to say what was the problem because I thought if anyone knew I was…

Now this is interesting. Are you more relieved than heartbroken? Sometimes I feel like it would be nice to pass the old man off to some unsuspecting broad to deal with his shit. Would be grateful, not jealous. Maybe work out some sort of mature European arrangement where she does the fucking and bossing him around…

Office dresses for life for the DD's. Anything else involves a lot of layering.

Ha, guilty. Even weirder is that I'll pull out my husband's and vice versa. I really fixate on "stragglers" that aren't picked up by shaving. I also have major anxiety and can fixate on this (or other) picking/plucking zones for extended periods of time.

Good work.

I'm not LOLing, I'm slow clapping. I love men and some of the dicks that are attached to them. I'm sure men love their dicks even more than I do. Reasonable men who do not rape and exploit young women should have no fears for their dicks. It's not like there's a bunch of women out there randomly destroying dicks…