Don't forget the Russians!

As an enjoyer of the porn, I'm curious as to what category my *sisters* in feminism would brand me with. Do you have a handy quiz to help me figure out what my major malfunction is? Once we have that sorted out, I'm sure we will become best of friends and I will prefer your company to the fun I thought I was having…

That sounds exhausting. I mean, it's one thing if you find an item for a friend that is so "them" that you want to gift them, but I wouldn't wait for a special occasion to do that. I can't imagine how I'd be able to keep up with thoughtful gifts versus a nice bottle of something for the host or birthday gal/guy. …

I did something similar. You go in and sign the paper and if you don't have an ordained person, you pay another $50 for a judge to marry you. Then you need two witnesses to sign said paper. My friend got ordained and did the officiating at my house, we ate some lasagna and two other people signed as witnesses. Then…

I literally do not know any adults who throw birthday party's where guests bring gifts other than wine or booze. If it's a good friend's birthday, you take them out for a nice dinner. But gifts? Once you're over 18, actual birthday gifts generally come from just your family if you're lucky.

Word. I think part of it comes from married women who are salty that the greatest day of their life (wedding) was the precursor to actual "life" in which marriage is not the magical key to happiness. A happily married woman would probably be out doing whatever those people do instead of feeling attacked and…

No, you actually are the problem, because you are not demonstrating any ability to empathize with other people's desires to be recognized or their decisions validated. No, one is not entitled to a pat on the back for everyfuckingthing, but when there's an obvious disparity of recognition, it stings. Not one poster…

Would it be disrespectful or mockery of marriage to scrutinize anyone who made public announcement of their nuptials in the media? There's clearly much more material to scrutinize in more traditional marriage arrangements that are also published in this "news media" you speak of. I get it. You consider yourself a…

So, if you personally don't feel your marriage is mocked by these women's actions, when were you appointed the Secretary of Mockery and Disrespect by the Official Institution of Marriage? Is there a list of rules or something that we should be following to ensure we aren't mocking or disrespecting marriage? Are we…

You've stated in several posts that marriage is a two person deal. Would self-marriage be ok with you if it was an expression of a person's religious beliefs? Or are you the arbiter of what beliefs are a "mockery" as well?

ESPECIALLY THE FANCY PARTY! I hate no-shoes parties. I didn't put on this cute outfit for the host to fuck it all off because someone might track in some shoe dirt. It's not like we're coming in from working in the fields or something. I swear, no shoes parties just make me want to spill red wine on everything…

Does your marriage feel "disrespected" a lot? Or are you sensitive to people disrespecting it because you don't want anyone scrutinizing it?

So, are polygamist marriages a mockery of marriage as well? I think polygamist marriages are more common than self marriage, but since you seem to be a champion of what is a mockery of marriage and what you approve of, I'm curious to hear your opinion on this.

You are being straight up mean right now. I "accomplished" getting married and did so without throwing a big ass white dress affair. But, calling people unhappy or unfulfilled and needy and saying they need "better people" if they can't get more than 8 people to come to their birthday is SO unnecessary and rude. …

You're being an ass. Marriage and Children are milestones that some people feel to be unfairly weighted in regards to cultural norms of public celebration. Getting married or pregnant isn't an accomplishment like getting one's PHD. No one has said they begrudge celebrating these non-accomplishments (events vs the…

This is seriously the only nice thing I've felt like doing all day. Can we make it happen? I feel strongly that Tay needs Adultosaur in her friendship circle ASAP.

Do you just want attention? Asking for an available table to accommodate your husband's back (or a desirable spot near the window) is not an imposition. Asking to sub your side with another available side is not an imposition provided you don't bitch about any up charge. Either you are an asshole and not being 100%…

WI resident, when I tried to call CPS on the methmom in my building, they wanted my name and would not promise to keep my information private. Then they shamed me and said I should just consistently call the police every time I heard this woman screaming or when she was visibly fucked up. The police in my city would…

Yes, the only drama in the world exists on Degrassi and never happens in real life, ever. That's precisely what I was saying. Oh wait, that's not what I fucking said, but since you appear to be a fucking drama queen, you're gonna hear what you want to hear to fit your inner narrative of "OMGGGGGG, SO DONE WITH ALL…

What kind of boring ass soap operas are you people watching? I literally watch Degrassi and can't recall an episode with this level of non-story. I do see a lot of people gleefully predicting drama. The fact is most people throwing parades about how much they can't stand drama are the ones actively creating it out of…