My bitterness has nothing to do with your attitude of entitlement to information on people's personal sexual exploits-don't flatter yourself. This has nothing to do with the size of your town, but your perspective that the community of "everyone" somehow gets to scarlet letter an individual on things that are…

I'm adorable. Good luck with that first marriage. Still not sure how his lies were any of your business at all as his sex life is not something that "everyone" should feel entitled to information about. The fact that you reference an "everyone" in your story and social circle is rather telling. Grown-ups making…

I'm confused. How does this "sleazy" behavior affect you at all? In the first scenario, there was no exclusive relationship, so that's not particularly egregious. In the second scenario, the "sleaze ball" was (your words) casually seeing a close friend of yours. If all of these people were consenting and not in…

I found that by cutting out showering unless I was dirty or funky, I ended up smelling dirty or funky much less often than when I felt like I had to do it everyday before work or risk greasy hair. The less I showered, the less gross grease and stank I produced.

Loving twat waffles, is that what the McGriddle is based on?

Um-kay, I'm sure you're totally above the fantastical math that *some* people do in order to pay for weddings that they can't ultimately afford without taking into account how much they expect to get in return from their guests. Good for you.

I think this is the first Jez fluff piece that I've read in about forever that was actually funny and not fucking annoying. Madeleine, you need to start some sort of workshop for your peers where they learn the difference between casual, fun writing and masturbatory word vomit. You also get 10000 points for not…

I think that the best thing that kids bring to the table is livening up the dance floor. No one busts it down like kiddos. Anyone who disagrees with this should either a) take their sophisticated coordinated ballroom dancing to a charity ball or b) go to the club if they feel ashamed about getting drunk and dirty…

I say this as a child free married lady who decided to forego any sort of formal wedding shit as my dad gave me the option of "wedding money" or getting all new windows in my condo. I enjoy those windows every day.

I read for the comments, as the quality of the actual articles has gone to shit over the last year or so. It's not about trying to make "thirst" happen, it's about the overuse of the word and/or theme. I thought collierLA was trying to soften the blow by Mean Girls-ing it, but don't you care if the site content is…

JIA NEEDS TO TALK TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HAND WITH HER SHIT. Her idea of a witty reply to any criticism of her truly shitty writing is literally "LOLZ". I'm sure she can't even right now.

No, thirsty WAS a thing and then you and your band of shitty writers tried to make it more of a thing by incessantly blabbering on about thirst and shade. It's boring, lazy and not cute anymore. Maybe focus less on your tired ass attempts to be hip and more on your writing.

Werd, Jia is the one who really needs to talk to the hand at this point. It's bad enough that she's a shit writer, but her idea of a witty retort is literally "LOLZ".

Huh? Is this like an Indie movie you made up in your head about what thrift/vintage shops are like in the Midwest? I know people get their rocks off ranking on the flyover states because they have bad manners, but this is just very...odd. What city/state are you talking about? Milwaukee here, and our Goodwills…

I play my original Annie record at least once a month, so I'm pretty much an expert on things. From what I'm reading, I'm not feeling modern Annie regardless of skin color. That said, I'm imagining a black Annie set during the depression where "daddy" warbucks is Angela Bassett with some Harlem Renaissance all over…

Any chance you can publish an unedited video of this incident sans dramatic music and commentary? It comes across as propaganda. It would be much more powerful sans the spooky music with the missing bits of footage between this guy's dancing and being an asshole and him getting treated like one. I feel that this…

dang. You do realize that you are now a total asshole who was too dense to spot satire and in your efforts to take a fake asshole down a notch revealed that you're the asshole said satire was targeting. Unless you're metatrolling, in which case...scared bravo to you.

Kim, you made the top 50 2014 list at Jez, which is how I discovered your family videos just today! I really owe this website for turning me on to things that I would have never thought to hate on before because I have a life.

I would like like to thank this series for being the inspiration for helping me devise a way to get out of buying Christmas gifts, spread good cheer and ensure that I stayed drunk and full throughout this miserable season. In lieu of buying gifts for most people, I would go out and tip servers and bartenders 75% to…

Interesting that not one Jez piece has covered the Milwaukee Dontre Hamilton protests. They shut down the fucking freeway at rush hour last Friday which was considerably more dangerous than shutting down a mall. #Flyoverstatesdomatter.