Honestly, if a person has a health problem that is made worse by their rude behavior to the point that the staff feels compelled to befoul their food, good. Really don't care. In my earlier years of serving, retail and customer service jobs, there are literally people who stand out as SO unacceptably awful that I…

Seriously wondering why you're so stuck on this being "assault", have you been treating servers like shit and hoping that you've been "assaulted" so you can be a bigger jerk and sue? It happens, and it happens to people who fucking deserve it. Tip well, say your pleases and thank you's and treat your server with…

While serving my way through college, I was waiting on a group of "lady professionals", the type of women who work administrative jobs that pay less than serving, but get off on treating the help like shit and are pretty pissed off that their online unaccredited 2 year business degrees haven't proved lucrative. They…

Jesus Christ. Please check your work for typos and basic grammar before publishing. Writing is your job, don't you realize that ignoring the edit process time after time is just inexcusable at a certain point? It's not like this article was breaking news where corners needed to be cut in order to stay current. This…

Are we including Islam here? Someone needs to make me a chart because it feels like many of these diehard anti-appropriationists are pretty paternalistic when it comes to the sanctity of victimized cultures and I'm not really sure who is powerful enough to handle a little ribbing anymore. (Ha, "little ribbing" in a…

You must collect them like Paris Hilton collects teacup chihuahua's, but never admit to having them as you might accidentally make the horribly racist mistake of saying "but...I have black friends"—EVER. It's really fucking complicated.

You're being an unfunny bitch. As myriad threads about Tay's party have pointed out, she already has black friends as evidenced by pictures from her last birthday. They just aren't famous. It feels like you're advocating collecting black friends like accessories because you perceive her to be the uber-Becky, not…

I think they are too busy circle jerking their collective self-righteousness to actually give a shit about the quality of their writing. No idea if they have an editor. But unless they are in some sort of sweatshop writing situation at gunpoint where they are forced to turn out pieces without giving them a cursory…

Yup, I concur. Maybe we can find a way to make the lazy work for us by writing our OWN shitty articles and publishing before proofreading. Win-win.

Precisely. I also love how critical comments or politely framed dissenting opinions are met frequently met with immature replies from the authors in the comments or deleted entirely. The only redeeming thing about Jez/Gawker as of late is there are a number of really skilled commenters who often outshine the actual…

The grammar and poor writing in general on this site is really grinding my gears lately. If they don't have a proper editor, can't the writers just trade their sloppy clickbait amongst themselves for a once over before publishing? It's distracting, embarrassing and is so rampant that it feels like the bloggers have…

I was so irritated by the use of "frandz" and multiple "LOL's" that I couldn't even read the rest of this piece. Unless you're a cat meme, mis-spelling words and using "Z" to pluralize is shitty writing and, like, totes distracting. LOL. No, just kidding. There is nothing funny about being too lazy to articulate…

I can't quit McGriddle. What is it? Why is it sooo great? Just plain and classic though, the sausage with the two "griddle" breads, no cheese, no egg. I eat those with my eyes closed and wash it down with big orange drink. I refuse to hate myself for it.

The Big Orange Drink is a drunkard's hydration dream. It's got the vitamin C...and other mysterious healing powers.

As a person named Gloria, I fully support any girl who wants to name her pussy after me. Then there would be more "Gloria" songs and as a narcissistic cunt, that really appeals to me. Let's get some cock up in all the Gloria's! Or dildos! Or whatever you want to stick in a Gloria as long as it doesn't cause an…

For a second I mistook GG for Gilmore Girls not Gossip Girl and thought there was a secret season that I somehow missed out on and promptly freaked out. Chuck though...I'm glad they dialed down the evil, because there's something so awfully, terrible-shame sexy about him. Bad rapey Chuck, BAD.

When feeling fancy, I'd call her Chicken Pickles. Good ole Chickie.

Yet another staffer who enjoys the circle jerk of shitty writing that's plagued this site for months. Get your head out of your ass.

I hereby represent all bitter polacks who are picking up what you're putting down. This site likes to pick and choose which stereotypes are OK to poke fun at. What's fucked about this mentality is that it fails to point out inherent flaws in specific cultures. Why in the living fuck are we picking on the Germans…

Damn, you can articulate things quickly! Thank you for the additional context, I double concur now. I've noticed that the general quality of writing and content on this site has deteriorated significantly. There's also been too much general bullshit from the staffers in the comments sections which leads me to…