Really? I don't like my bags squishy, I like boxy and structural so they can stand up straight with integrity. But to each her own. I think it's a pretty fucking awesome bag and wish the winning bidder nothing but the best. I am enjoying all the outrage about the price incredibly...it's almost like people live in a…

Oh, those are cute! Bandelettes for everyone!

I *know* fort is the correct pronunciation, but nobody understands you if you don't add the "tay" at the end. So, I just use the word when writing. We have bigger problems, do you pronounce "Anne Frank" correctly "Ahn Frahnk" or do you just Americanize it? All my mispronunciation anxieties combined together do…

Hahaha. I don't have an excuse for mispronouncing it as I believe they are pretty ubiquitous around here, but don't think I've had Chi-POL-te in at least 6 years because why would anyone eat there? It's not even that I ever have the occasion to say it out loud, but when I have the misfortune of reading about that…

I tried to purchase a plum at an unseemly Piggly Wiggly and the dude didn't know what it was and in some strange attempt to figure out the mystery, he rubbed it on his face...then asked me what it was. A plum destined for the trash is what it was.

I'm 35 and just learned what grits was during a rush on the grocery store during the polar vortex. This lady asked me where the grits were and I was like "I'm sorry, I truly have no idea what those are." Then she, my husband and her entire family laughed at me loudly and she advised they were for "Girls Raised In…

good! I don't like her either, but it's no skin off my ass if other people do.

If you can't see how completely ironic your demands are to dictate which women are "worthy" of media attention, there's no hope for you. You're hate clicking if you really feel that Ms. K is inferior in some way to the other more "worthy" women you've named. That's not right. You can't be braying on about what…

And that's why stars will never be legal. All things in moderation.

The reason you are popular is because you aren't trying to be appealing. It seems like people are really reaching not only to be *personally* offended, but also offended that anyone ELSE could enjoy your particular brand of humor. I think they are just envious because they want that high that comes with getting a…

Ugh, I guess I would take "fag" as a compliment then, as there are a ton of nice unisex/men's messenger bags out there.

I actively searched for a cute colored drill, something sparkly or pink. When I finally found one, it was of poor quality and I was mad. I was also treated like a crazy woman at the hardware store while drill shopping because I didn't like all the black and yellow and red ones. I guess you can just bedazzle your…

Maybe technically, but then you lose the shaping aspect. The wiring helps to push things in place and prevent your boob from sliding out the bottom of the bra. So, they may be supported, but they could end up going all over the place and not look good in a shirt, in which case, just don't bother with the bra at…

Precisely, if your bra is hurty, it's either a bad bra or the wrong size. As a bosomy lady who tries to avoid bras whenever possible, I find that the Fredrick's of Hollywood make great strapless underwires for big tittied ladies like myself. I've never had a wire pop on one of those and they have quite the job to…

Men can keep their pockets. Why would you want to be all lumpy with pockets when you can cram everything in a marvelous bag? Pockets are treacherous, things fall out of them, they poke at your body and they hide things that end up going through the laundry. I respect my lipstick too much to keep her in a warm…

Debating with a cobra? That's actually a rather nice compliment. Thank you.

It's a tall order to demand empathy for a man with a record of Domestic Violence who pimped out his girlfriend against her will resulting in her death and the death of a child. You also have a lot of nerve criticizing my "tone" after calling me anti-male and an infantilizer of women; you went on the attack about…

If I was geographically able to attend your event, I would. Please do post pictures on your site, I'm interested in what the actual fuck is going on there...on a Wednesday afternoon at the mall. I personally would like to see a segment of you critiquing the women who came to see you. Your last attempts at internet…

That's pretty daring, all white outfit at the food court? Are you sure you can pull this off? What if there's a surge of comely women and the free samples go awry?

The new Domino's is rather remarkable. For $10.99, a large pizza, delivered with unlimited toppings, is totally sufficient if you weren't expecting something magical to happen that day. Sometimes, Domino's is my daily serving of veggies...for two days.