There are worse things to worship, I suppose. But why are you aiming so low? Shouldn't ALL the women in everywhere be subjects of your cockdom? The ladies of Austin shouldn't be hoarding you away, you mythical beast, you.

Oh and surprise, surprise, your dead fucking hero Oppenneer has a rap for domestic violence AND new interviews with the couple's roommates indicate that he did force Slocum to turn tricks against her will. So fuck him and his missing head.

Pfft, I didn't accuse him of statutory rape, that would be an inaccurate accusation from what we know about him thus far, nice try though. You, on the other hand, are a psyche rapist—no one asked you to look into mine and no one gets to dictate whom I feel empathy for. The fact that you are trying to SHAME me into…

1) You're correct, I don't have much compassion for a 25yr old man who gets a teenager pregnant and then proceeds to engage her in prostitution whether she was "into it" or not. Zero compassion for him. 2) I did not insist he was a statutory rapist. But if that's what pops into your head when a 25yr old dates a…

Christ, are you really incapable of separating theory from what actually happened in this case? And I'm the one with the agenda? You're making an ass of yourself.

You really want to exercise that Women's Studies 101 angst on someone, don't you? It's this type of attention-seeking hysteria that scares otherwise reasonable people away from the Feminist label. Asserting that my opinion on a specific situation is somehow indicative of an "agenda" of any sort is simply absurd and…

Ha, you're so invested in me being a bad feminist, you don't even know which angle to throw your rhetoric from. Am I a slut shamer or a rape apologist? It's all so very confusing. You win. A 19 yr old pregnant woman is definitely capable of being in a healthy open relationship with her 25 yr old boyfriend and the…

It really is you, you magical unicorn of a man.

Right? Just when I think I have this shit down pat, some Jez comes and blindsides me to remind me that I'm just part of the problem.

I was teasing about the dropper, seems like something Gwen might goop about. I do need a good base coat too. I feel like there's a whole new level of polishing I need to get behind. Thanks for the direction!

Yeah, I suppose I should refer to him as father of the year. Because when you're strapped for cash with a baby on the way, the first thing a stand up dude will do is sell your pregnant ass on craigslist.

Yes, girls are generally known to be turned on by being auctioned off on craigslist while highly pregnant during their late teen years with their 25 yr bf running the show. Sometimes it ends in horrific murder, who would have known? I admire your ability to explain complicated "medical facts" to someone as uninformed…

It does matter though. It's not like sex workers just randomly stumble across that wild hair of a murderer every once in awhile. They are bought and sold as a commodity. If the father of her child, or any other person, was complicit in "selling" her to the man who murdered her, they need to be held accountable. …

Yes, I can see how this all could have been a totally great sex positive situation for the murdered teenager and her unborn child. I was totes projecting my narrow-minded bigoted views onto a situation that, by all accounts, seems *totally* great for the murdered girl, her child and her decapitated impregnator. …

So, you were needlessly playing devil's advocate at the expense of a murdered teenager and her unborn child? That makes sense.

I think a nail polish thinner dropper is what's been missing from my life. Is there anywhere I can get one for under $250? How do you cultivate your collection into your personal nail persona? I've been doing this thing where I try to incorporate at least 3 colors into my toe and hand palate, but the rotational…

No. Let's not "sex positive" this on any fucking level. Get the fuck on, how many 19yr old single mothers hook for kicks because of the high levels of self-esteem instilled in them by their 25 yr old inseminators?

That's aspirational! How do you prevent them from drying out? I hover at around 100 and find myself constantly purging.

These are lifestyles I am already succeeding in. I like to drink my shower drink and take pictures of my nailpolish collection. Does anyone care intensely about tights and fabulous eyewear? Because I might have that unique voice this lifestyle really needs to get it off the ground.

The only way this is going to work is if it's marketed with a blooming pubic bush on a mannequin ala American Apparel. In other words, it's not going to work. I also don't like the confrontational implication that I'm afraid of my own anatomy for no good reason. Maybe there is good reason to be VERY afraid of what…