Check out Bazooka Joe’s twitter. Somehow the tweets, like the gum, are rock solid. 

The neighbor dad’s “discovered” it.
I’m sure they “discovered” it many times.
And after “discovering” it again they reported it.
And they continue “discovery” to this very day.

Yeesh. Prudes. 

Yeah, Texas isn’t even in the Top 15 let alone number 1. 

Paul F. Tompkins does a version of Paxton’s Brock Lovett on Comedy Bang Bang. It’s a pure gold.

My gross great-uncle usually posts two types of things on Social Media:

I don’t know man. My loans are mostly gone. I had to take a ton because my parents were both sick and couldn’t contribute much to my education. My loans have held me back at points (buying a home, traveling, etc...). It particularly felt crappy when I watched my trust fund friends living it up, while I was dedicating…

First Mr. Wonka wouldn’t sell her an Oompa Loompa or one of those Nut-Sorting Squirrels.
Then her dad loses the election.
And now this!?

Life is so so so unfair. 

I recently read the book to my son, after having only seen the movie.
The end ending of movie is different from the book - he remains a mouse forever (basically the boy says he wouldn’t want to outlive the grandmother anyway...).

I haven’t been following the news, whatever happened to ol’ what-his-face? 

I hated this show growing up. And yeah yeah yeah...I know. Let people enjoy the things they like and all that.

But I meet 30+ years olds who still wax nostalgic about this crap and insist its “awesome” in a 100% non-ironic way.

I just don’t get it.

And if you don’t mind I will go back to yelling at my cloud.

Doggy doggy what now!? 

The humans in this movie are the stuff of nightmares. Why does Ms. Miller look like Baby Jane? 

I like the idea that NerdRush is NOT a subset of humanity.

NerdRush: We’re All Soulless Monsters 

She’s simply perfect for this role.
I was recently revisiting her episodes of Comedy Bang Bang. Pure. Bliss. 

“America’s Worst Couple” had my mind swimming with possibilities. 

Good point. I should have been more precise in my word choice. Thank you. 

Finding a 16 year old accused of robbing cars requires SWAT-level tactics?

Ronald “Mac” McDonald from Sunny is pretty good too. 

Compared to “It’s created by The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon writer...”? Yes. 

Is there something inherently funny about the name ”Ron”? Particularly for idiot side characters?
Ron from Hoops.
Ron from Bob’s Burgers.
Kenneth’s Mom’s Friend Ron from 30 Rock.