I imagine the phone call went like this:

Mark Meadows: Hello Mr. President.
Trump: Who is this? Is this Stormy? Why have you been ignoring my calls Stormy!? I miss you.
Mark Meadows: No Mr. President its your Chief of Staff.
Trump: General Kelly?
Mark Meadows: No Sir. He resigned.
Trump: That weasely looking…

In my experience, people who spend a lot of time telling you how hard they work are rarely working hard. 

On a side note, I love that they always have Steve Doocy sitting in front of books. Like that turd ever read a book in his life...

Its a Scott Aukerman original babyyyyyyy.

(And, yes. I say “baby” too.) 

Ugh. Thomas Middleditch is great - particularly on Comedy Bang Bang! - but a Chuck Lorre comedy? Oof McGoof.

But will the Beef boys take a trip to Disney World? Let’s hope so. 

Petty Holt is my favorite Holt.

Mississippi: where a thousand years a darkness would be a vast improvement. 

I would love for Marvel to poach all of the Batman actors.

Yes, including Clooney and Kilmer. 

I keep hoping that one of these totally CGI characters is going to be voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
He would have been a great Rocket Raccoon. 

Eastwood reportedly responded by screaming at an empty chair. 

I love how the GOP is constantly whining about Affirmative Action and Title IX with comments like “We are creating a ‘special’ class of people that didn’t earn anything!” - yet they seem absolutely no irony that so many of their children have cushy gig solely based on the birth lottery.
Meghan McCain.
The Bush…

So who was changing Chidi’s clothes between each funeral?
My initial thought was that its Janet, but then I suspected that it may have been an opportunity for Eleanor to be “problematic” again. 

One can only hope the next Marvel movie features an army of Janets emerging from portals and cheerfully destroying bad guys.

And Disco Janet! 

This was my favorite line of the night.
And it was enhanced by the British pronunciation “Con-Dome”. 

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