The whole thing was profoundly disappointing.
The yelling at Alexa joke and “Max” stores were Big Bang-theory level writing.
And the whole “No one can tell jokes because something something wokeness” is incredibly sad and lazy even for South Park’s normal brand of middle class white guy self-pity party comedy.

Because a huge portion of his followers are like him: tubby entitled dumb-dumbs who are past their prime who want to pretend they’re great. It’s easier to lift him up than examine themselves.

and Mike Mitchell (aka Mr. Slice, aka Spoonman)

What kind of jerk-off umpires think this is an appropriate response in the year 2021?
Where is the follow up from the News and Observer with the umpires? 

According to Q those containers are filled with children whose adrenochrome was to be drained by Hillary Clinton and Snoop Dogg.

Does anyone else have the suspicion that Fort Jacksons’s “investigation” will end with “Yup. We already knew he was a piece of shit. Carry on.”?

I know I’m late to the party - but this game is GLORIOUS.

I am playing it with my seven year old who is just getting into games and he is mesmerized. And that Assist Mode - brilliant.

I know I’m late to the party - but this game is GLORIOUS.

I am playing it with my seven year old who is just getting…

So Noem wants to cancel Lil Nas X?

Typical. 

The Snyder League ends with Darkseid pulling a Thanos and essentially saying “I’ll do it myself”.

One of the strange things about whole Snydercut nonsense is this toxic trope of “The DCEU is for adults! It’s gritty. It’s harsh. Go play with your candy-coated Marvel baby toys if you diaper baby!!!!!”.

But growing up I always associated DC with the silly, campy, fun stuff. Their heroes were gods with no real problems…

I find it easy to ignore those articles. But I’ve had to block more targeted-ad Snyderverse articles than I care to count. Snyderverse shit is clearly a major enough click driver that some sites have become almost exclusive Snydercut Cheerleaders. 

I’m just waiting for the Snyder Truthers to cross their stream with QAnon. It’s only a matter of time.

Excellent point. I withdraw my comments. 

Any recommendations? I would agree he seems charming enough. I would like to see him in something more enjoyable. 

I think Cavill is fine in the Witcher because he is this stoic monster slayer.

In my experience, the best Superman/Batman stories are about the dichotomy of the characters. Alien vs Human. Hope vs Distrust. Joy vs Grim.

Superman is the DCEU is not joyful or hopeful or really much of anything. Watching the Superman and…

Oh for sure. This isn’t going away soon.

I’m waiting for the inevitable “THIS ISN’T THE REAL SNYDER CUT!” after this movie disappoints.

I wonder how soon a #RealSnyderCut campaign will start. 

My one hope for all of this: I never have to hear about the fucking Snyder Cut again. I generally try not to yuck other people’s yum. I get that Snyder’s style is not appealing to me and that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy.

But damnit I am tired of hearing about this fucking thing.

Was it Marvel? Or was it SOROS?

1 - I assume he lost his through a freak bubble gum accident of some sort. Or perhaps he pretended to be older to enlist in World War II and he lost his eye fighting a Nazi?

2 - “Gentlemen Boys” is both intriguing and disconcerting for some reason.