Chris Evan’s already took over Buzz Lightyear. Can he take over Santa too?

The Santa Clause: The Sexy Clause. 

The recent Percy McTinsel-Bud’s Tinsel Machine was a perfect encapsulation of the show’s amazing musical sense. 

I’m glad someone at DC understands this.

The whole thing was profoundly disappointing.
The yelling at Alexa joke and “Max” stores were Big Bang-theory level writing.
And the whole “No one can tell jokes because something something wokeness” is incredibly sad and lazy even for South Park’s normal brand of middle class white guy self-pity party comedy.

I suspect its the FF thing, but also energy powers puts her more in-line with the “Marvel family” they are likely building in “The Marvels”.
- Captain Marvel
- Monica Rambeau/Photon

And the rumors are they are also bringing on Blue Marvel and Marvel Boy.

I could imagine some pretty cools energy constructs - embiggening…

This is going to be the top story on several Fox News shows this evening. Brace your social media accounts for boomers demanding Superman stuff be purchased then burned or something...

Wright was talking about Bond on today’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang. I want Nick Frost as Bond now. 

Yes. You have to.
I hear this is part of the new mask/vaccine mandates.
You must wear a mask, get vaccinated and see “Venom: Let There Be Carnage” and stay through the end of the credits. 

Looks fun.
A few thoughts:
- Gave me “Jingle All the Way” vibes. I really hope there’s an episode where Hawkeye has to do his shopping.
- Pizza Dog! Yay!
- I love the shot of him throwing the molotov cocktail back at his attackers. He has has some sort of near-perfect aim and crazy reflexes - I wish we would have had…

The “Sacred Timeline” is bullshit. Its not real. My suspicion is that whoever is pulling the strings (Kang?) is pulling them to their advantage to maintain power.

If the part about a multiversal war is true - pruning the timeline would help that person to maintain their position of power. But create too many branches…

“As I was saying to my very good friend Dr. Doom just the other day...”

All the Musk fanatics:
“Yur jUsT JeAlous ThAts HeS So MUcH smARteR tHan YoU...”

Because a huge portion of his followers are like him: tubby entitled dumb-dumbs who are past their prime who want to pretend they’re great. It’s easier to lift him up than examine themselves.

I understand its Constantine’s comics look - but why even bother wearing a tie at this point? He never actually tightens it up. Does he wake up the in morning and tie the tie only to loosen it every time?

and Mike Mitchell (aka Mr. Slice, aka Spoonman)

No peeking! ...at the future. 

You’re missing the character poster for The Tomorrow War’s most beloved actor: Mike “the Spoonman” Mitchell. 

What kind of jerk-off umpires think this is an appropriate response in the year 2021?
Where is the follow up from the News and Observer with the umpires? 

According to Q those containers are filled with children whose adrenochrome was to be drained by Hillary Clinton and Snoop Dogg.

Does anyone else have the suspicion that Fort Jacksons’s “investigation” will end with “Yup. We already knew he was a piece of shit. Carry on.”?