If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right. 

I don’t know why, but the shot of Rocket walking with the rest of the team in silhouette makes me so happy.
I guess its the whole “I can’t believe they pulled it off” line of thinking that I had after each Marvel film. 

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Man that is standard right-wing protocol: “Do as I say, not as I do.”
“Divorce? Thats a sin you sinners! Oh wait Trump got three divorces? He’s cool.” 
My grandma had Fox News on at her house and one of their pinkfaced interchangeable choades was whining about how someone called Trump “unAmerican”. He further moaned…

I hope they play this move as a high-stakes, serious period drama.

Monopoly: The Motion Picture
Starring:
Dame Judi Dench as the Iron
Helen Mirren as the Thimble
Kenneth Branaugh as The Dog
A Hologram of Sir Laurence Olivier as the Race Car
Timothee Chalamet as Dice 1
Timothee Chalamet as Dice 2
Ken Watanabe as The Boot
James…

I was hoping to see Jason Mantzoukas. Tick tock. 

I hear Jake Gyllenhaal does all his own stunts and hand beams. 

*Singing* “We look like slobs!”

I’m glad someone else had this reaction.

I am making an earnest attempt to be less cynical, but this just made me “oof”. 

As long as Captain Marvel doesn’t repeatedly mess up the timeline through time travel only to do it again and again and again, we should be okay.

Super big nerd question: How does Superman or Superboy cut their hair? Isn’t it invulnerable like they are? They get blasted by giant energy beams all the time and we don’t see their hair get roasted-off each time. I am genuinely curious if the comics have addressed this even in a hand-wavy way. 

Why are they wearing those masks? Why are they concealing their identities? And from who? They spent the first few seasons doing everything with no masks or masks that only cover the eyes.

At this point if I am trying to figure out who one of these guys are I simply take the photo from last year where they have…

We’re really going to get another Spawn movie, but I can’t a Confederacy of Dunces film!?
Come on. 

Wow. So Naomi Scott and Mena Massoud are both absurdly good looking.

Meanwhile Will Smith will haunt my nightmares.

Ah to die on impact.
To dream. 

The Magicians is such a great show. I tell my friends “It has no business being as good as it is.”
But “A Life in the Day” was next level-beautiful and heart-wrenching all at once.
That scene brings tears to my eyes and makes me want to hug my son and not let go. 

What the if the culprit is a white kid “who has an otherwise bright future”?

I suspect that the main issue is that Trump dislikes bald men.
He’s said in numerous interviews that he views it as a sign of “weakness” (yeah...don’t ask how that works).
So while it might bother Stephen, it probably hurts his boss more. And when Trump hurts Stephen hurts. 

I assume Naked From the Waist Down Venom’s exposed anus devours people.

And tell that to the cast of that horrible movie “Pixels”.
It almost killed Adam Sandler’s careers, but then we all realized that the only thing that will kill Adam Sandler’s careers it the heat death of the universe.