What a brave stance you’ve taken for a guy who would spit on you for $5. Did you send Big Ben a picture of this thread? “See Big Ben! See how I defended you from the mean ol’ internet person! LOOOOOOOVE ME!!!!!!! FIRE MIKE TOMLIN - BRING BACK CA’HER!” I bet you’re the kind of douche that takes your Terrible Towel on…

“Big Ben” is one of the many reasons I stopped being a Steelers fan.

Are you a rapist that can throw a football pretty well? We’ll accept that.
Are you a black guy that smoked pot? BURN THE WITCH! 

“Have you all seen my son Aaron? Thats his name, right? Or is it Ashley? Would I name my son Ashley? I did really wanna fuck that Ashley broad...but she was so stuck up with that cinder block pounded up her... Does anyone have a Diet Coke? I am PARCHED! Anyways we’ll build that wall, Goodnight St Louis!”

Was anyone else waiting for Hank and Dean to shoot Billy and White with paintballs?

I was waiting for both Dean and Hank to shoot them both with paint balls. 

I fully expect Trump to drop Pence in 2020 and use Zimmerman. 

I’ve been there. It does. 

I’m pretty sure Oprah, Michelle Obama and the Crisis Actor’s Union are bringing flatware. 

Its fun to watch him shriek and whither, but can we agree to stop looking?

Listen to Lisa Simpson and Paul Anka:

Don’t forget the RAND Corporation! 

My mom wanted to schedule her knee surgery for October 6, but I told her to hold off cuz I had plans. 

I forget - am I bringing chip or are you? Hillary and Barack are both bringing guacamole. And John McCain (who is not dead - it was a false flag) is brining queso.

Pepper or Happy for Skulls 2019!

I grew up in Pittsburgh and after having left for many years returned for family issues.
The people in this city are pathetically dedicated to the Steelers. Steelers shirts are a kind of one-size-fits-all attire for any event. Leisure? Sure. Work? Yup. Church? Definitely. A funeral? Of course. I have seen more than…

“why do you smell so good?”

Question 1: Does Kimberly Guilfoyle call out Donald Trump’s name during sex?
Question 2: Does Donald Trump Jr call out Donald Trump’s name during sex? 

So Fox News Lady used to be married to Gavin Newsom, but now she’s dating this chinless, charisma-free zilch?
Ugh who the hell would want either of these people flopping around on top of them while talking about Pizzagate? 

Whoa now! Cottage cheese is a little exotic for today’s GOP. They’ll have plain white bread with a glass of water on the side for dipping. 

I want a happy ending.
This is my biggest gripe with “new” Simpsons vs “classic” Simpsons: hope.
In classic Simpsons episodes we saw hope for the whole family.
Bart was a challenging kid, but deep down he is a good person. The writers gave us scenes from the future showing Bart as a Supreme Court Justice (and Lisa as…

Oh its partially that.
Its also that these pricks (GOP people like Spicer) are huge fucking hypocrites.
They position themselves as the salt-of-the-earth, everymen who reluctantly live in these cities to protect “average America”. In reality the majority of the GOP is just slick conmen who have disdain for rural…

Also who the fuck is still buying Amway in the year of our lord, Jeff Bezos?)