So why on earth would Spicer think it a good idea to host his book signing in New York City?

Well clearly YOU should have been born to someone with a famous last name. Meghan clearly worked very hard to be born a McCain and has earned the artificial authority that comes with her name. 

Or (gasp!) even worse: god forbid her grandchildren not be able to sail their way into a job because of their last name.

Fauxlania?
Fauxlania would Felonious.

The media, in particular Fox News, has long cultivated this stupid idea of “Lets hear both sides of the argument” and “we have to be ‘balanced’”.

This moronic policy is why we see people with PhDs and mountains of evidence having to “debate” climate change deniers with no training, no evidence and obvious ties to the…

Marge: “You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.”

Her name is Frannie? I’ve been calling her “Crandall”. Why didn’t someone tell me? Oh, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!

PJ Masks fills me with indescribable rage.

My son is obsessed with DinoTrux and I have to say, its pretty fun.

Have you ever seen an episode of “The Five” (the show that Guilfoyle is on)? Its all leggy non-threatening GOP women and chinless doughy wannabe tough guys who love D.Trump. And Juan Williams. Guilfoyle is used to being around spineless sycophants drenched in flop sweat.  

As a bonus, I call her show: “Four Against…

How do you live with yourself dating someone who actively uses “Jr” in their name?
Don Jr is so devoid of a distinct personality or skillset that the best option was to just piggy-back on his repulsive father’s name.

He has no children with Elaine. There is not indication any “flopping” has occurred.

Meanwhile Tom Holland finally got that Prince Albert, but that is unrelated to being Spider-Man.

The Suicide Squad actors all got tattoos? Did they say “I thought we signed up for a Marvel movie”?

Oh sure. When you look beyond surface level most bullies are just insecure whiners. But that requires people to look beyond surface level.

For many Americans they see “tough guy Trump” and think “its about time”. But he isn’t “tough”. He’s a whiny baby with no attention span that lashes out when he is cornered.
He…

Can we as liberals stop with the “Trump is a bully talk?”. It sounds pathetic.

Yes bullying is a problem. But the issue is that people like Trump and many of his followers revel in being considered bullies. They brag about being “alphas”. We are playing right into their hands. Don’t do it.

We need to call out these…

Heh heh. Shazam.

You know was definitely watching this? Tim Allen.
He was licking his lips desperately trying to find Jonathan Taylor Thomas’s phone number to pitch that new season of Home Improvement.

I watched a few minutes and was reminded of why I don’t really watch traditional sitcoms anymore.
It felt like everything I hated about multi-camera sitcoms, but with a more talented cast. Smart-mouthed zingers? Check. Lesson of the episode? Check.

I remember watching the show as a child and liking it. But I don’t…

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