It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

Wasn’t anyone else watching? ESPN is all about Zionism right now.

We don’t need to pretend Morey’s social media feed makes him Huey P. Newton.

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

You caught me. I am Jalopnik and I said those things.

That can’t be right. There’s no way Andy Dalton has won six primetime games.

What the fuck is with the shitty tone of this article? This may have been the best opportunity to achieve a life-altering accomplishment, a true dream, and it has been lost in the cruelest way possible. Will a chance like this ever come up again?

I don’t know who the fuck ungreyed your racist ass, but I’ve walked into the wrong apartment once before, while distracted, thinking it was mine. You know what I did? Saw a table that wasn’t mine, someone I didn’t know, and said: “Oh, fuck, my bad” and walked out. Here’s a thought that never once crossed my mind: “I…

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

They’re allowed ONE.

I think I have an idea of who was behind this.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

One of the things I thought last night that didn’t make it into the blog because I’m dumb was that these people should definitely be in a union...

Poor you. You have to deal with every other NFL fan hating your joyless, arrogant, obnoxious, so-fucking-spoiled-rotten-you-make-Verunca-Salt-look-like-Tiny-fucking-Tim fanbase AND you have to deal with the horrible fact that some of your fellow fans have a smidge more self-awareness and humility than you do. I don’t…

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

I know there will be a lot of people who makes jokes in these comments, but I think we should step back a moment and reflect on the sad, nay the TRAGIC dissolution of a romantic relationship.

Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave... in order to get away from the gropey Katy Perry.

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.