I’ve wasted a lot of my life but will never regret a single second I spent on this dumb website.

Oh yeah, @CHIDSPIN. Forgot myself!

Good blog, Tom.

Stop trying to summon Curtis Wenis. He doesn’t read this blog anymore. 

Ar-I-wanna-say is she showed a Gio-LOT-O conviction.

I can’t find the porn on that website.

You type a blog with your hands but you write a blog with your heart.

I’m excited to see how this plays out. It’s sort of like Marchington hit on 19 against a dealer 10, and though the odds are slim you play poker to win!

If elected Public Editor, I will ensure this website has three times as much Poker content. 

There’s nothing wrong with freckles. 

This ain’t a game of poker, you pedant! 

As the kids say, “#I’mOnlyTellinTruthsHere,Bae”

I can’t keep doing this with you, OBG!

He got hit with a ball, big woop. If you think his father, Roger Maris, didn’t go through things like this when he was chasing the ghost of the great Bondsbino, you don’t know baseball history. Robin Williams made a movie about it called, 73* (because it happened in 1973 and he needed to hit 73 big dongers to set a…

I love that documentary series! 

Excellent work, Dave.

As a dreamboat myself, I can certainly relate to Cody Bellinger’s problem—all of the young men who watch my Metal Gear Twitch stream keep begging me to nut on camera, and it’s like at a certain point, who am I to deny them?

Hey, do you want to make sausage or not?

To me, the only meal worth hot dogging is a pineapple-coconut smoothie that you make from scratch. Here’s my recipe:

I always forget that Mary Oliver was an Orioles fan!