You have to respect Abueva’s accountability. His hand shot up after the foul--that’s called being a veteran.

Lana Del Ray is just like Sublime except LDR doesn’t have the integrity to overdose and make wistful teens believe her music really matters.

The same logic I use when I stand up to pee before sitting down in the bathtub to take a shit.

Old stuff is better than new stuff—the very reason Ted Nugent is caught in a tragic, downward spiral.

Yeah but at least everyone learned something this time and the endemic problem of domestic violence in the NFL has been solved and it’ll never happen again.

Harper may not need to be on the phone for long come 2020

Something very similar to this happened to me with the Cincinnati Police Department. I parked my car somewhere I wasn’t supposed to and then all these cops start banging on my window and pointing guns in my face and telling me freeze. What does ole’ chiddy do? I offer each of them a $50 gift card to Skyline Chili and…

I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

The year was 1994. Mid-September. Baseball was in deep, deep trouble. A player’s strike on August 12th threatened to derail the remainder of the season.

Fraternal twins happen when two different sperm cells fertilize two different eggs

Like Jesus Christ The (Sacramento?) King before me, I am a fisher of men (no women read this blog).

THREE THINGS:

There are only really 2 card games: Poker and Blackjack. 

Do you dare challenge me to poker as well, baby? 

.....oh, Rich! Hi! I didn’t...I didn’t know you’d be here? How’s it going down there? 

If you think I don’t understand poker, I challenge you to a 5-hand tournament in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino so I can get 5 straight 21's, then eat a delicious seafood dinner and then go right to my hotel room where I can bathe in bathtub full of your bitter tears and get a decent…

I was the host of the 1980's American television show, Card Sharps.

Poker is a card game. 

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.”