You can’t bake a souffle without breaking a few eggs, as they say.  

Not high enough if you ask me. 

Kevin, thank you. Please DM me on Twitter for details. 

This is a Mole blog, not a dinosaur blog. 

This article is good, but where’s the mole recipe?

FINALLY, a website with free, tasteful nudes.

My grandpappy lived by one mantra: “If it ain’t veal, you can’t steal.” God rest his soul. Grandpappy was a member of the Greatest Generation, who built this country. He specifically did not build anything remarkable during his life, excluding the long list of Italian eateries he was banned from in the old…

Dylan from Starbucks doesn’t work in the corporate office so his job is safe but even if he did work in the corporate office, no self-respecting human with any taste would lay off a guy with a smile like that. See you tomorrow, Dylan!!!!!!

It was U.S. President Benjamin Franklin who famously said, “[...]let us judge one another not by the animal tattoos on our backs, but by the content of our character. Let us bone!” and I believe he would be saying that very thing to this woman if he had not been killed in Texas that fateful day.

What’s that guy’s problem? He asked for a frog cake and they gave him a cake with with 3 frogs on it. The store went above and beyond in my opinion. The father is teaching his son how to be an ungrateful clown, if you ask me. Put that on a cake, you jerk!

I am a Michelin Man. 

I already won it. Sorry. 

No offense Rob, but you wanna cook a steak? I’ll tell you how to cook a steak!

General Patton said that? 

We should raise our children well enough for them to know that it’s “okay” to intercede on behalf of the teacher in this scenario. They don’t have to punch the kid, but a couple other kids escorting him out of the room could’ve helped.

Tyrone, this quote from the Immortal Bard College reminds me of you;

I’ve never heard of Duke Lacrosse-Case, but I trust he knows better than William S on this subject?

The Immortal Bard College famously quipped, “An accused rapist by any other name still smells as sour,” and that’s something these reporters are forgetting. Not me—I’ve read all of his plays (Death of a Salesman, Rent, The Monitor...etc.)

First Kavanaugh, now this!?!? BAD THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE. 

Give it up, Tom. An Oort Cloud is not walking through that door.