Yes or Majestic — Official Jersey (Street) of Major League Baseball (for now)

I get the desire to change the name, but Under Armour — Official Jersey (Street) of Major League Baseball (2020) is a truly bad name!

read the replies, baby!

+1 child immaculately conceived by the holy spirit of Joseph Smith Jr.

In a moment of jubilation, Mitt Romney holds up a “4,” signifying the number of times he’s had sexual intercourse.

A string of bad luck and injuries is what derailed Matt Harvey. People may not like him and he may never be a starter again but where he is and how he is performing now have nothing to do with his ego.

His ego is what gave him thoracic outlet syndrome, required him to get Tommy John surgery, and gave him a stress fracture in his scapula, I agree. What a egoman! 

It’s better to be safe than sorry when it comes to E. coli.

When I was a kid, we had a hair-metal frontman living in the basement of our house; he was sort of like a surrogate uncle, with a giant mane of spiky black hair-metal hair and lots of eyeliner.

William Strampel? More like KILLIAM TRAMPLE because that’s what’s gonna happen in court, baby!!!!! /chid burn

Like all things in life, the market will decide Michael Bennett’s fate. Let the market decide!

I say let the market decide.

I say let the market decide.

Let the market decide.

Not the same person—the Albert Belle I remember was named “Joey.”

You know what those bars in Providence, RI do have? An abundance of tough guys. Free tough guys at every Rhode Island bar!

I tip a percentage of a whole dollar amount every time I tip. Typically 20 percentage.

I come to this webpage for the big dicks and stay for the big dunks.

Deion Sanders has never been afraid to tackle tough topics—he just sucks at it.

Tommy couldn’t play kick the can or chase the cat or pizzard the wizard or two on the fence for 6-8 weeks!