How do you identify a Trump supporter at a poker table?

Happens thousands of times a minute, buddy. Come to a casino some time and check it out!

Oh please! In the words of Jeff Goldblum in Men In Black, “Welcome to Earth.”

Nope. $25 a hand at most tables. $50 on Friday and Saturday nights.

I manage a casino in Las Vegas, NV and I’ve trained my poker dealers to identify Trump supporters and make them bust on every hand.

Should there be a law that all non-retail/consumer businesses close at 1 PM on Friday? How much work is actually done in offices on Fridays after 1 PM? Sometimes I delete work I did earlier in the week just to prove a point.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen someone wear to a wedding?

Speak for yourself, I’m not a filthy Canadiot!!!

Never heard of him

“All men are created equal under the Constitution of these United States, and yet some of them give me the heebie jeebies, Mary Todd!” - Abraham Lincoln, Republican President. LOOK IT UP.

So wait, you’re telling me, there’s a guy who did exactly what I described in my initial comment? What are the odds?!?!

You made that up!

Who’s that? I’ve never heard of him....

Being shitty all around is the worst. This team needs to sign a proven veteran who can consolidate all shit to a single hamper.

When JJ Watt has a bad game, is it immoral to say he “did JJ SQUAT out there tonight, son.”???? How do you teach your son respect?

This is great reporting but I honestly can’t believe you overlooked his Deadspin alias, which is Raysism.

The male penis is serious business, albo. I’m sorry your dick is a game.

I only played baseball and football jokingly, so I never heard this phrase.

Football is a game of inches.

This is good content.